I have much respect for feral or semi feral outdoor cats. They are ceaseless killing machines.
We feed birds too, so it's pretty much Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom right in the back yard.
So, do you have one wife on feral cat duty, and another on bird duty, while one is cooking and another one is prepping her vulva for the inevitable evening Ute assault? I just want to understand your culture.
I have much respect for feral or semi feral outdoor cats. They are ceaseless killing machines.
We feed birds too, so it's pretty much Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom right in the back yard.
So, do you have one wife on feral cat duty, and another on bird duty, while one is cooking and another one is prepping her vulva for the inevitable evening Ute assault? I just want to understand your culture.
There was an old lady neighbor of mine here in Lebam that used to feed all the animals on her property, raccoons, skunks, feral cats and gawd nose what else. At the time I had not put up good fencing so after feasting at her place they would come over to my place and dig up the yard, crawl under things, including the house (old house on post and beams). Have you ever see the damage raccoons and skunks can do to a yard? little bastards. I took out two raccoons in an apple tree - one flew out of there just like in the movies when someone gets blasted by a shot gun.
The skunks I had to trap, I learned quickly to only set the traps when it is rainy and windy and approach from the upwind side. The rain makes it less smelly, Here are a couple of the little buggers I caught on my game camera
There was an old lady neighbor of mine here in Lebam that used to feed all the animals on her property, raccoons, skunks, feral cats and gawd nose what else. At the time I had not put up good fencing so after feasting at her place they would come over to my place and dig up the yard, crawl under things, including the house (old house on post and beams). Have you ever see the damage raccoons and skunks can do to a yard? little bastards. I took out two raccoons in an apple tree - one flew out of there just like in the movies when someone gets blasted by a shot gun.
The skunks I had to trap, I learned quickly to only set the traps when it is rainy and windy and approach from the upwind side. The rain makes it less smelly, Here are a couple of the little buggers I caught on my game camera
I have the same problem. The raccoons dont come in the fenced yard as we have three big dogs. They know the dogs wont jump the fence (they could) so they hang out in and around the trees right by the yard and piss the dogs off to no end. They get on the cat porch and raid the food and rummage through the compost if the lid isn't on right. Not too much trouble over all though.
The skunks are worse. They get under the porches and spray, or just spray as they pass by and the dogs bark from within the fenced area. One of the dogs got a direct hit from one that was under their porch and boy did that stink. I guess the proper traps restrict their ability to raise their tail, preventing them from spraying. Something to look into.
There was an old lady neighbor of mine here in Lebam that used to feed all the animals on her property, raccoons, skunks, feral cats and gawd nose what else. At the time I had not put up good fencing so after feasting at her place they would come over to my place and dig up the yard, crawl under things, including the house (old house on post and beams). Have you ever see the damage raccoons and skunks can do to a yard? little bastards. I took out two raccoons in an apple tree - one flew out of there just like in the movies when someone gets blasted by a shot gun.
The skunks I had to trap, I learned quickly to only set the traps when it is rainy and windy and approach from the upwind side. The rain makes it less smelly, Here are a couple of the little buggers I caught on my game camera
Can you “crab pot” the trapped skunks at a local pond or something after they are trapped?
I have much respect for feral or semi feral outdoor cats. They are ceaseless killing machines.
We feed birds too, so it's pretty much Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom right in the back yard.
So, do you have one wife on feral cat duty, and another on bird duty, while one is cooking and another one is prepping her vulva for the inevitable evening Ute assault? I just want to understand your culture.
@YellowSnow a guy down the road a spell (Lebam talk for 5-6 miles) does that and I think that is really cruel, I unload as much ammo and as fast as possible with my 30 round clip on the Ruger 10-22 rifle.
Then suffer the smell. I did learn on a cold, cold clear day in December you can almost see the stink in the air as it never dissipates.
@chuck I call that a "stink by" when the skunk skirts your property and leaves a trail.
Kitty won round 2. I didn’t account for the small gap under the dishwasher. She’s been down there for 3 hours now. I rescheduled for Wednesday night. Didn’t want to press her too much, because I really don’t want her fear shitting behind the dishwasher.
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The skunks I had to trap, I learned quickly to only set the traps when it is rainy and windy and approach from the upwind side. The rain makes it less smelly, Here are a couple of the little buggers I caught on my game camera
The skunks are worse. They get under the porches and spray, or just spray as they pass by and the dogs bark from within the fenced area. One of the dogs got a direct hit from one that was under their porch and boy did that stink. I guess the proper traps restrict their ability to raise their tail, preventing them from spraying. Something to look into.
Kinda gross.
Then suffer the smell. I did learn on a cold, cold clear day in December you can almost see the stink in the air as it never dissipates.
@chuck I call that a "stink by" when the skunk skirts your property and leaves a trail.
Dare I say classic...
You have tube socks?
The football sites starts talking all badass about fucking house cats. HOUSE CATS!!!
I’m ashamed and only mildly aroused. All y’all can piss up a rope. Fucking house cats.