Who all came to the Rose Bowl tailgate?
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Yeah and they are all on my old shit phone before I switched to my new shit Verizon phone so I don't have them anymore I don't think. But they were great.UW_Doog_Bot said:Swaye said:
You were fucking wrecked. Sexts were hilarious. Just gibberish mixed with curse words. And dick pics.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was conscious for the second half but that doesn't mean that I was sober. I did after all, come to and pound 48oz of beer in the third quarter while nothing was happening on the field.Swaye said:
Judging by all the sexts you sent me the second half your brain still wasn't working then either.UW_Doog_Bot said:I managed to pass out for the first half while in my seat holding 2 beers. Didn't spill any. I consider myself fortunate.
I can't even find what I was sending you messages on. I know I did because of how drunk and pissed off I was but I guess I was sending them from a burner phone so the wife and @dnc wouldn't figure it out.backthepack said:
Now I’m sad I didn’t get thoseSwaye said:
You were fucking wrecked. Sexts were hilarious. Just gibberish mixed with curse words. And dick pics.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was conscious for the second half but that doesn't mean that I was sober. I did after all, come to and pound 48oz of beer in the third quarter while nothing was happening on the field.Swaye said:
Judging by all the sexts you sent me the second half your brain still wasn't working then either.UW_Doog_Bot said:I managed to pass out for the first half while in my seat holding 2 beers. Didn't spill any. I consider myself fortunate.
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Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.Baseman said:
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.Swaye said:
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.Baseman said:
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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I appreciate you finding such an able stand in.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.Swaye said:
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.Baseman said:
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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There is a wheelchair joke in here somewhere.Baseman said:
I appreciate you finding such an able stand in.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.Swaye said:
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.Baseman said:
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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HH and AltsSwaye said:
There is a wheelchair joke in here somewhere.Baseman said:
I appreciate you finding such an able stand in.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.Swaye said:
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.Baseman said:
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.backthepack said:
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.Baseman said:
Were you there Bazey?PurpleBaze said:@YellowSnow has the group shot.
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Agreed on Baseman's hilarity lol
what was your shirt again
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It was a Jake “Cobra” Browning shirt featuring “The Point” from the Oregon game IIRC.Gladstone said:Agreed on Baseman's hilarity lol
what was your shirt again
i can't remember what it was but i remember laughing at it. 5 reasons maybe?
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You know why you got flagged.backthepack said:





