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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club
    89ute said:

    Took a ride on my motorbicycle earlier and had to chuckle when I rode by Fairfax.

    Cool story, brah!


    Fixed
    Pressing...
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,204

    Swaye said:

    Thanks for the tips. I have a 2008 Ninja 650R, so I'm not going to invest too much on it right now.

    I fixed the stator cover for $15. Sanded it and then painted with engine block enamel.

    I plan on buying a brand new sport touring bike next year, so I'll sink some money into that one. Have been thinking about the Versys 1000.

    Trade Ninja in on a Indian. Get Rolex. Transition to manhood complete. Fag.
    Fag indeed:



    I mean, if I wanted to take a two-wheeled, non-leaning tractor ridden by a walking midlife crisis in BDSM gear and a "helmet" that makes his head look like a dick and make it somehow even gayer, you know what I'd do?

    I'd add tassels...




    Although to Indian's credit, although they fucked up the FTR1200 by powering it with that boat anchor, the FTR750 flat track bike that it's based off of is the shit, and that 750 motor is the first legit motorcycle engine out of the USA since ever.
    You mean aside from the Harley v-twin motors that have dominated motorcycle drag racing for years?
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,539 Swaye's Wigwam

    Swaye said:

    Thanks for the tips. I have a 2008 Ninja 650R, so I'm not going to invest too much on it right now.

    I fixed the stator cover for $15. Sanded it and then painted with engine block enamel.

    I plan on buying a brand new sport touring bike next year, so I'll sink some money into that one. Have been thinking about the Versys 1000.

    Trade Ninja in on a Indian. Get Rolex. Transition to manhood complete. Fag.
    Fag indeed:



    I mean, if I wanted to take a two-wheeled, non-leaning tractor ridden by a walking midlife crisis in BDSM gear and a "helmet" that makes his head look like a dick and make it somehow even gayer, you know what I'd do?

    I'd add tassels...




    Although to Indian's credit, although they fucked up the FTR1200 by powering it with that boat anchor, the FTR750 flat track bike that it's based off of is the shit, and that 750 motor is the first legit motorcycle engine out of the USA since ever.
    You mean aside from the Harley v-twin motors that have dominated motorcycle drag racing for years?
    Oh Jesus...

    NCAA establishes new rules for football which include: Team whose S&C coach has the gayest mustache automatically wins.
    Oregon wins ten straight national championships.
    BleachedAnusDawg: "If Cristoballs is such a bad coach, how come they've won 10 straight natties!?"

    I'm going to copy/paste straight from the NHRA Top Fuel rule book. Rule fucking one, paragraph one, sentence one:
    Must keep design features of Harley-Davidson engines (Pushrod, 45° to 90° V-Twin).
    Holy shit, Harley-Davidson CRUSHES it in those races! You really made a good point there!
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club
    I like where this thread is going.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 36,999 Founders Club
    Can’t spell bicycle without bi.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 36,999 Founders Club
    I got in a bad bicycle accident when I was a kid and haven’t owned one since. Will ride that shit drunk tho.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,860
    edited June 2019
    Holy shit baze is on a posting bender
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,860

    Holy shit baze is on a posting bender

    I'm trying to work up to 20000 poasts so that Pumpy can make fun of my new poast total.
    In hearing 20k of post with nothing of substance
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club

    Holy shit baze is on a posting bender

    I'm trying to work up to 20000 poasts so that Pumpy can make fun of my new poast total.
    In hearing 20k of post with nothing of substance
    Correct!
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,534 Swaye's Wigwam
    This thread gave me stage 4 syphillis
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,849

    PurpleJ said:

    Motorcycles are tuff. Baze just went up a notch in my book.

    Crash one in T3 at the Ridge last Sunday and then pop off!

    I was totally planning on stopping for dinner/beers at the Wig Wam on my way home, too, just for HCH bragging rights, but staying late to scour the field my bike landed in for my datalogger left no time. Fuckin' sucked.
    Dumped mine in early March on a surface street... fairly low speed. Bent the foot shifter and frame slider in. Also scraped the shit out of the stator cover. Replaced the foot shifter and patched up the stator cover. I'm having new frame sliders installed in a couple of weeks.

    My gauntlet gloves got destroyed too. Anyway, I went out and bought better gauntlets with good palm padding.
    Cool story bro.
    Fuck off, cuntbag.
    You should drugs more. It calms btp down, seems to help ballz as well.
    I should drugs more?
    Yes, you seem tense. Weed? Some other opioid based form of relaxation.
    If you're gonna poast about opioids, please remember to throw out some T's and P's to @Hhusky's sister.

    And weed isn't an opioid btw.
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Holy shit baze is on a posting bender

    I'm trying to work up to 20000 poasts so that Pumpy can make fun of my new poast total.
    Damone kicked Pump’s ass last week and he hasn’t been seen since. Probably checked into Western State. Can’t handle message board shit.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club

    Holy shit baze is on a posting bender

    I'm trying to work up to 20000 poasts so that Pumpy can make fun of my new poast total.
    Damone kicked Pump’s ass last week and he hasn’t been seen since. Probably checked into Western State. Can’t handle message board shit.
    Oh, he'll be back. Just give him tim.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,860
    edited June 2019
    There's a place called Blicks right next to Pup Zone on my way to work

    I have a little chuckle
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club

    There's a place called Blicks right next to Pup Zone on my way to work

    I have a little chuckle

    Poast a pic.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,860

    There's a place called Blicks right next to Pup Zone on my way to work

    I have a little chuckle

    Poast a pic.
    I passed it about 5 mins ago I'll snap one tomorrow
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,801 Swaye's Wigwam
    salemcoog said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Motorcycles are tuff. Baze just went up a notch in my book.

    Crash one in T3 at the Ridge last Sunday and then pop off!

    I was totally planning on stopping for dinner/beers at the Wig Wam on my way home, too, just for HCH bragging rights, but staying late to scour the field my bike landed in for my datalogger left no time. Fuckin' sucked.
    Dumped mine in early March on a surface street... fairly low speed. Bent the foot shifter and frame slider in. Also scraped the shit out of the stator cover. Replaced the foot shifter and patched up the stator cover. I'm having new frame sliders installed in a couple of weeks.

    My gauntlet gloves got destroyed too. Anyway, I went out and bought better gauntlets with good palm padding.
    Cool story bro.
    Fuck off, cuntbag.
    You should drugs more. It calms btp down, seems to help ballz as well.
    I should drugs more?
    Yes, you seem tense. Weed? Some other opioid based form of relaxation.
    If you're gonna poast about opioids, please remember to throw out some T's and P's to @Hhusky's sister.

    And weed isn't an opioid btw.
    As self appointed drug superiority guy (through trial and error) I’m not sure how to respond to this...?
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,758 Founders Club
    Traffic report on the radio talking about an accident near Gorst.

    There is at least one thing in each day that reminds me of this hellhole.

    I notice when my phone is showing 81% charged.
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