Imagine having a cock so massive that you big dick fucking LSU for a DB.
Fuck yeah.
this guy is one lucky sonafabitch ... he got to diddle a very young tracy lords ... he was so excited to jump in there and start porking that he literally jumped onto the bed.
Man fuck USC. They wait until he's about to commit to UW to get off their lazy asses and recruit this kid. Here comes the early playing time pitch and negative recruiting they always do. "UW is too deep, come here and you'll play early". We already used our OV on him. Please just whoop USC's ass this season.
No smart kid, especially in the secondary, is going to choose that dumpster fire at SUC vs 80% chance of NFL at UW. I don't think this kid is dumb. Therefore, we get him. It's science.
Kid, I can show you more fish and more beautiful water than everyone else following your recruitment combined. Start by being smart and going to UW though, then we'll work out the details.
I kid of course. I'll probably never meet him or any other recruit or UW player. The rest is true though.
Its cooked if we cant sell a guy who likes to fish blow it up. I think he is already probably committed to the coaches. In the bag for real. A bigtime get.
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It me, you idiot.
Kid, I can show you more fish and more beautiful water than everyone else following your recruitment combined. Start by being smart and going to UW though, then we'll work out the details.
I kid of course. I'll probably never meet him or any other recruit or UW player. The rest is true though.
Cook it.