Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.
Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
I'm pretty sure WOW didnt exist when Seinfeld was on
Great fucking point (Sarc)...only you would know that...but you're wrong I'm sure...though Pup wouldnt know for sure of course. But as always I'm 99% sure you're wrong.
How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.
Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?
How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.
Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?
Did you even play football or basketball at LW or were you just a soccer pussy?
How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.
Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?
Did you even play football or basketball at LW or were you just a soccer pussy?
I concentrated on skiing, ironically after blowing my knees out as a sophomore. Steel2 and Yobates were doing damage on the gridiron. Spencer Welch was a fucking control freak anyway. The 2nd he said 'no chew, no brew' for the football team I would have told him to fuck himself anyway. Pup liked to party too much
How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.
Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?
Did you even play football or basketball at LW or were you just a soccer pussy?
Steel2 and Yobates were doing damage on the gridiron.
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
I figured you invented it I just hadn't had confirmation
How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.
Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?
Did you even play football or basketball at LW or were you just a soccer pussy?
I concentrated on skiing, ironically after blowing my knees out as a sophomore. Steel2 and Yobates were doing damage on the gridiron. Spencer Welch was a fucking control freak anyway. The 2nd he said 'no chew, no brew' for the football team I would have told him to fuck himself anyway. Pup liked to party too much
Lolllll we partied and our coach covered shit up for us a few times
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
If you think it’s because I’m being salty you’re not on top of it ...
I was talking shit everywhere last night ... and if you think I’m looking up shit trying to keep things straight while I’m deep in old fashions you’d be mistaken
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
If you think it’s because I’m being salty you’re not on top of it ...
I was talking shit everywhere last night ... and if you think I’m looking up shit trying to keep things straight while I’m deep in old fashions you’d be mistaken
Speaking of talking shit I feel bad for telling @haie he's a bitch ass nerd considering I have 3 interviews next week for a senior front end dev job
Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.
Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
If you think it’s because I’m being salty you’re not on top of it ...
I was talking shit everywhere last night ... and if you think I’m looking up shit trying to keep things straight while I’m deep in old fashions you’d be mistaken
Speaking of talking shit I feel bad for telling @haie he's a bitch ass nerd considering I have 3 interviews next week for a senior front end dev job
Sad!!
Front end? lol. That shit's been below my pay grade for 4 years.
You should contract that out or just do it through an internship.
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Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief
You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable
Someone is salty as fuck.
I can't tell the difference
I was talking shit everywhere last night ... and if you think I’m looking up shit trying to keep things straight while I’m deep in old fashions you’d be mistaken
Sad!!
You should contract that out or just do it through an internship.