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Jake Shipley, 3* 2020 DE, Indio (Shadow Hills), CA (OFFERED 4/16/19)

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  • blackmambablackmamba Member Posts: 184

    Not sure how I feel about it yet but he'll obviously be a Dawg.

  • BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735

    Not sure how I feel about it yet but he'll obviously be a Dawg.

    ...if they want him"
  • RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    Lol at Oregon trying to bury Rosengarten's commitment with a couple of 3-star commitments of their own. You know they are timing that shit up on purpose. Shipley's a good pickup for them. He plays hard and physical. Could have been a nice long term rotational player for us. But he ain't shit compared to the D-lineman we already got last class. They ain't drowning out that L they took for Rosengarten no matter how hard they try!

    Crystoballs: Hey Trey, how's it going? So this guy is going to be committing to Washington on Friday, and we wanted him too. It's gonna look really bad. You think you can go ahead and commit right after he does?

    Benson: Yessir.

    Crystoballs: Hey Jake, how's it going? So this guy is going to be committing to Washington on Friday, and we wanted him too. It's gonna look really bad. You think you can go ahead and commit a little after Trey does? It will look really good to the 5% of the fan base that cares about recruiting.

    Shipley: Yessir.

    Phil Knight:


    If anybody is enough of a jackass to have recruits wait to announce their commitments to Oregon so they can line up their positive news with UW's positive news, it'd be Mario Cristobal. If Benson and Shipley had wanted to commit earlier in the week, there's no doubt in my mind Mario would have asked them to hold off on making it public until Friday to line it up with Rosengarten's commitment to UW. Same with the beached whale who was an Oregon lean for months and just so happened to commit to Oregon during a big recruiting weekend for UW. One commitment could be a coincidence. But three commitments all lining up with big recruiting events for UW is a pattern. Mario is a petty, unlikable, blow hard jackass. But he's your guy so you'll defend him until he starts losing.
    Everyone who has met Cristobal likes the guy, but

    Not reviewing 5 missed paiges, did we* want him or not?

    Translation/Summary

    Both schools wanted him, but they didn’t want him as a girlfriend - more of a fuck buddy/prospect. Like you’d be okay with fucking them one time, but if they have a house with a pool and/or some rich parents maybe you’ll stick around.

    But they both thought he had a good chance of having a house with a pool and probably wouldn’t care about their cocaine and alcohol abuse.

    Summary: wanted to bang him, but wasn’t going to put in too much effort.

    Other notable points from the pages you missed: SAC said he might be Entemmans (whom he remembers because he’s an early 20s, tall, black man and not a 16 year old autist who has internet HIV, WDWHA, WDWHA, WDWHA, some fag Ducks who can’t fill the sleeves, WDWHA because we offer anybody, WDWHA/YWHYLSAC, WDWHA —— but with AIDS.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,430 Founders Club
    This is a good development. Shipley could have turned into the edge version of Greg Gaines, but is more than likely a complete JAG. This is an actual time WDWHA. I am quite happy with this. Best part is he sucked up a full ride for Oregon. The only issue is, DL is so thin out west this year, are there any EDGE guys left worth even taking a flyer on that we lead for? I never advocate reaching for kids (Kyler Manu), because it almost never works out, but I also never advocate taking a year off on a position group and leaving a huge roster hole later.

    Interesting year after Smalls told us to fuck off. FML.
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,861
    Swaye said:

    This is a good development. Shipley could have turned into the edge version of Greg Gaines, but is more than likely a complete JAG. This is an actual time WDWHA. I am quite happy with this. Best part is he sucked up a full ride for Oregon. The only issue is, DL is so thin out west this year, are there any EDGE guys left worth even taking a flyer on that we lead for? I never advocate reaching for kids (Kyler Manu), because it almost never works out, but I also never advocate taking a year off on a position group and leaving a huge roster hole later.

    Interesting year after Smalls told us to fuck off. FML.

    Jordan Banks or fuck off
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    dnc said:

    lawsandl said:

    dnc said:

    Decked out might be a bit hyperbolic here.

    He has more purple on than green

    Yeah Ca Lutheran is where it was held.
    Right. And it's an Oregon camp.

    I would think his presence at the Oregon camp would be what @HillsboroDuck and the rest of you would be excited about, not the most subtle non-Oregon, Oregon jacket ever.
    Fuck @HillsboroDuck
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,430 Founders Club
    Oregon got played. LOL
  • lawsandllawsandl Member Posts: 1,555
    Swaye said:

    Oregon got played. LOL

    How?
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    lawsandl said:

    Btw - kid is an honor student and I love this part of it:

    “Shipley said the most difficult part about the ordeal was reaching out to Washington's defensive line coach, Ikaika Malloe, whom he'd developed a close relationship with during his recruitment. He said he didn't want Malloe to find out about the commitment to Oregon via social media, so he gave him a call to tell him personally.”

    He sound like a classy kid. Look, I can see why he wasn’t a high priority for UW but Oregon loses 5 senior DL and there isn’t a lot in between this senior class and the 2019 class. So, no one got played.

    Exactly. Solid pickup for Oregon but we'll live.
  • BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited June 2019
    lawsandl said:
    Cristobal timed it up perfectly. What a jackass.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,430 Founders Club
    lawsandl said:

    Swaye said:

    Oregon got played. LOL

    How?
    @Sources
  • BeerThirtyBeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    lawsandl said:

    Btw - kid is an honor student and I love this part of it:

    “Shipley said the most difficult part about the ordeal was reaching out to Washington's defensive line coach, Ikaika Malloe, whom he'd developed a close relationship with during his recruitment. He said he didn't want Malloe to find out about the commitment to Oregon via social media, so he gave him a call to tell him personally.”

    He sound like a classy kid. Look, I can see why he wasn’t a high priority for UW but Oregon loses 5 senior DL and there isn’t a lot in between this senior class and the 2019 class. So, no one got played.

    Yeah....but the man bun blows all that out of the water.
  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,239

    lawsandl said:

    Btw - kid is an honor student and I love this part of it:

    “Shipley said the most difficult part about the ordeal was reaching out to Washington's defensive line coach, Ikaika Malloe, whom he'd developed a close relationship with during his recruitment. He said he didn't want Malloe to find out about the commitment to Oregon via social media, so he gave him a call to tell him personally.”

    He sound like a classy kid. Look, I can see why he wasn’t a high priority for UW but Oregon loses 5 senior DL and there isn’t a lot in between this senior class and the 2019 class. So, no one got played.

    Yeah....but the man bun blows all that out of the water.
    The man bun/ teenage receding hairline combo is a Eugene staple. He also has a double-helix tattoo so that everyone knows that he was probably in AP Biology
  • BeerThirtyBeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
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