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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,667 Founders Club

    Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

    Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

    If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

    But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
    *It's
    Have I seen that black couch somewhere?
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

    Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

    If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

    But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
    Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

    Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

    But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

    Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,067

    Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

    Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

    If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

    But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
    Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

    Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

    But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

    Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
    Jeff Lindquist was undefeated as a starting QB.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

    Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

    If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

    But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
    Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

    Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

    But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

    Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
    True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

    Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
    Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.

    *glances at 2020 commits*

    Nevermind...
    Morris is the same ole Kellen more bs formula
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,142

    Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

    Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

    If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

    But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do
    Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

    Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

    But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

    Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.
    True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

    Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.
    Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.

    *glances at 2020 commits*

    Nevermind...
    Morris is the same ole Kellen more bs formula
    Morris is 10 times better than Haener or Garbers. He proved he belonged at the Elite 11 or whatever the fuck it's called
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.

    2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.


    2021-23 will be fucking special but there's plenty of QB talent for the two years in between then as well.

    Great time to be a Dwag!
  • DoogCourics
    DoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    Meek said:

    If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.

    2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.


    i thought we were being honest over a year ago when we were just waiting for the Skinny Eason era to begin?

    you fucking guys just refuse to ever live in the now!

    it's like revenge of the Peter Pan tards around here.
    I'm surprised you're surprised a guy named DoogShit posting Doog Gifs is jerking off about how special 20__ is going to be.

    And none of that means I'm not jerking off about how special Eason is going to be.

    I jerk off for all of it.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Why no Eason???

    “We will be better than we were last season”
    LOVED that statement and I’m gonna quote him on it.

    I feel like Pete/Bush are trying to motivate Eason. Wouldn't be a huge shocker for a guy with his talent to have a lazy streak. Haener isn't that. I'm guessing/hoping they are giving Haener lots of love to try and light a fire under Eason.
    I was somewhat surprised when the only real thing Petersemens had to say about Eason in his presser what that he's "a really good guy." At first I thought, "Oh, Skinny's got his shit together." Now I wonder, maybe he's just a good guy and not a good QB.
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,425

    Why no Eason???

    “We will be better than we were last season”
    LOVED that statement and I’m gonna quote him on it.

    I feel like Pete/Bush are trying to motivate Eason. Wouldn't be a huge shocker for a guy with his talent to have a lazy streak. Haener isn't that. I'm guessing/hoping they are giving Haener lots of love to try and light a fire under Eason.
    I was somewhat surprised when the only real thing Petersemens had to say about Eason in his presser what that he's "a really good guy." At first I thought, "Oh, Skinny's got his shit together." Now I wonder, maybe he's just a good guy and not a good QB.
    I think that's just trying to program Eason by indirectly telling him what they want to see from him.

    "We know you're talented. Show us you're competitive and a good teammate."
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501

    Why no Eason???

    “We will be better than we were last season”
    LOVED that statement and I’m gonna quote him on it.

    I feel like Pete/Bush are trying to motivate Eason. Wouldn't be a huge shocker for a guy with his talent to have a lazy streak. Haener isn't that. I'm guessing/hoping they are giving Haener lots of love to try and light a fire under Eason.
    I was somewhat surprised when the only real thing Petersemens had to say about Eason in his presser what that he's "a really good guy." At first I thought, "Oh, Skinny's got his shit together." Now I wonder, maybe he's just a good guy and not a good QB.
    I think that's just trying to program Eason by indirectly telling him what they want to see from him.

    "We know you're talented. Show us you're competitive and a good teammate."
    I hope so. I wont lie, though. The practice reports are making me uneasy. Sounds like Eason is making a lot of bad throws.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,142

    Why no Eason???

    “We will be better than we were last season”
    LOVED that statement and I’m gonna quote him on it.

    I feel like Pete/Bush are trying to motivate Eason. Wouldn't be a huge shocker for a guy with his talent to have a lazy streak. Haener isn't that. I'm guessing/hoping they are giving Haener lots of love to try and light a fire under Eason.
    I was somewhat surprised when the only real thing Petersemens had to say about Eason in his presser what that he's "a really good guy." At first I thought, "Oh, Skinny's got his shit together." Now I wonder, maybe he's just a good guy and not a good QB.
    I think that's just trying to program Eason by indirectly telling him what they want to see from him.

    "We know you're talented. Show us you're competitive and a good teammate."
    I hope so. I wont lie, though. The practice reports are making me uneasy. Sounds like Eason is making a lot of bad throws.
    Let's compare Eason vs Haener track record in actual live games