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Debunking the Mariota "injury"

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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    RaceBannon said:

    Clean it up guys

    Fuck you fan boy!!!
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  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,175
    1. coaches were outcoached 2. halftime adjustments were shit. 3. Mari ta was hurt 2. Arizona had their best game in many years 4. some of our player assumed talent would win, but tie that into number 1 for a double whammy, 5. our undersized linebackers fail to fill the gaps. That's the sick story.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    edited January 2014
    Alright, let's bring this back up;

    The coaches get a month to prepare for a shitty Texas defense with a healthy Mariota. You'll remember it was because of his injuries that the offense sucked. I've already disproved this in this thread already, but never mind that.

    Super Mario is healthy as a horse running all over creation to the tune of 7 point in four full quarters of play. The offense is still shit, even when everyone is healthy.

    Linebackers don't play on offense. What will the new Quook excuse be next year? Let's not forget, Slingblade himself called us: "a young team." When we were #2 and kicking ass we were awesome. When he tanks the one thing he was hired for it's the fault of youth.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    I know old man Phil is slipping when Oregon's offense only scores 16 points in a fucking dreckfest win over Texas and no one gets fired.
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  • ToiletSeat
    ToiletSeat Member Posts: 150
    Okay, so just to clarify, you're saying the Quooks will come up with some excuse, while you know that the real problem is Helfrich and Frost? (The "problem" being that you weren't impressed enough with the bowl win, and the Ducks didn't win the national championship.) Is that about right?

    261 rushing yards, 253 passing yards and 24 first downs is a "shit" offense? It must be difficult for you to live in such an imperfect world. Yeah, they stalled in the red zone, but they registered three other scores with the offense, Sherlock, in the form of field goals. Or do you give linebackers credit for FGs?

    Stupid premise.



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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    ToiletSeat said:

    Okay, so just to clarify, you're saying the Quooks will come up with some excuse, while you know that the real problem is Helfrich and Frost? (The "problem" being that you weren't impressed enough with the bowl win, and the Ducks didn't win the national championship.) Is that about right?

    261 rushing yards, 253 passing yards and 24 first downs is a "shit" offense? It must be difficult for you to live in such an imperfect world. Yeah, they stalled in the red zone, but they registered three other scores with the offense, Sherlock, in the form of field goals. Or do you give linebackers credit for FGs?

    Stupid premise.



    Scoring 16 points while accumulating those stats is absolute shit.

    Hope this helps.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 116,040 Founders Club
    I'm happy with the direction of the program
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    RaceBannon said:

    I'm happy with the direction of the program

    Deserves own DFI.
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  • ToiletSeat
    ToiletSeat Member Posts: 150
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    Hope this helps.

    Yes, as much as any other of your contributions.

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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    ToiletSeat said:

    Okay, so just to clarify, you're saying the Quooks will come up with some excuse, while you know that the real problem is Helfrich and Frost? (The "problem" being that you weren't impressed enough with the bowl win, and the Ducks didn't win the national championship.) Is that about right?

    261 rushing yards, 253 passing yards and 24 first downs is a "shit" offense? It must be difficult for you to live in such an imperfect world. Yeah, they stalled in the red zone, but they registered three other scores with the offense, Sherlock, in the form of field goals. Or do you give linebackers credit for FGs?

    Stupid premise.




    No, as a coach you give field goals to the special teams. Just like you give a Pick-6 to the defense. PAT's go the unit that scored the TD. Pretty much every coach everywhere evaluates their scoring like this.

    What I'm bitching about is Slingblade was handed the Millennium Falcon with the light speed working and had it turned into a 79 Hugo by November. He was a MASSIVE gamble of a hire and it was a failed gamble. What Chip brought is already gone. WTF would be the point of waiting to see if Mark Helfrich is a good coach or not? He wasn't hired because he is a good coach. He was hired because he was the only realistic option of what was left from a great coach.

    This is Oregon in 2014, not 1986. You don't get to LIPO. You get to the BCS with your pre-season #3 team or GTFO!

    Why are Doogs and Quooks on this board? Mods?
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