Let’s just take a minute out of our days to recognize a great man: Joey Thomas

dannarc

One of the greatest coaches of my lifetim. A run first, pass second kind of guy

RaceBannon

Joey Thomas took care of my family while I was in the super max

HillsboroDuck

Best football coach in Seattle at any level.

PurpleJ

I like his restaurant.

TurdBomber

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minion_doog

Did I ever tell you about the time Joey Thomas showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl.
Well, Joey shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Joey. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Joey. We spent the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.

Joey Thomas wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Keep fighting the good fight, Joey! You have my support!

TurdBomber

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Keep fighting the good fight, Joey! You have my support!

TurdBomber

Doog_de_Jour

Joey Thomas is a gentleman and a scholar. I can think of no other man I’d entrust a football program to other than the great Charles Clay Helton.