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Let’s just take a minute out of our days to recognize a great man: Joey Thomas
Dennis_DeYoung
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Please post below your admiration for a man who was unfairly treated by the awful Rick Neuheisel, but preserved under the tutelage of our own Coach K at Montana State and played with our Kane Iaone.
Then against all odds made it to the NFL despite Neu trying to ruin his career and following that came back to take a moribund program under his wing and give selflessly to his hometown.
I love you Joey!! God bless you.
Then against all odds made it to the NFL despite Neu trying to ruin his career and following that came back to take a moribund program under his wing and give selflessly to his hometown.
I love you Joey!! God bless you.
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Speaking as someone who is totally ignorant of Washington high school sports, I can't name another coach high school football coach better than Joey Thomas.
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Joey’s standup, he jumped my 1974 Caprice. With his own cables.
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He loaned me the shirt off of his back. Stand up dude that would give you his last dollar if you needed it.
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He’s the best coach to ever grace the sidelines of memorial stadium.
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Im with you Joey. Slick was a punk and his wife gives lousy head.
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I was at 7-11 once and was short 35 cents for a medium Slurpee.
Not only did he comp me the 35 cents ... He swapped his large for my medium and gave me a lift to my girlfriend's place!
What a stand-up dude. -
Joey for president in 2020
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Joeys new slogan...
Stand up for Stand up Joey T. -
Joey taught me how to fish
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One of the greatest coaches of my lifetim. A run first, pass second kind of guy
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Joey Thomas took care of my family while I was in the super max
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Best football coach in Seattle at any level.
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I like his restaurant.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Joey Thomas showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl.
Well, Joey shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Joey. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Joey. We spent the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.
Joey Thomas wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
He taught me how to love a woman — and how to scold a child. -
Keep fighting the good fight, Joey! You have my support!
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Joey Thomas is a gentleman and a scholar. I can think of no other man I’d entrust a football program to other than the great Charles Clay Helton.
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I like to think of Joey Thomas with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for lynard skynard with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk
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Joey Thomas is a better coach than Clay Helton.
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A real gym rat, Joey Thomas makes the most of his coaching ability, the kind of coach you'd want your daughter to date.
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Fucking love that guy
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Blessed is he who molds young men
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Joey Thomas is ranked 3rd in the AP College Football Poll.
He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.
They use Joey's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Joey's nipple, it plays The Beach Boys ‘Pet Sounds'.
He breast feeds John Madden.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
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One night an antifa mob showed up at my house threatening to break in. Just when I thought it was over for my family, Joey Thomas appeared and spoke to the mob. They ended up cleaning my gutters. Thank you, Coach Thomas.
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The word is Joey Thomas turned water into wine
