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Let’s just take a minute out of our days to recognize a great man: Joey Thomas
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I like to think of Joey Thomas with like giant eagles wings and singin’ lead vocals for lynard skynard with like an angel band and I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk
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Joey Thomas is a better coach than Clay Helton.
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A real gym rat, Joey Thomas makes the most of his coaching ability, the kind of coach you'd want your daughter to date.
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Fucking love that guy
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Blessed is he who molds young men
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Joey Thomas is ranked 3rd in the AP College Football Poll.
He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.
They use Joey's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Joey's nipple, it plays The Beach Boys ‘Pet Sounds'.
He breast feeds John Madden.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
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One night an antifa mob showed up at my house threatening to break in. Just when I thought it was over for my family, Joey Thomas appeared and spoke to the mob. They ended up cleaning my gutters. Thank you, Coach Thomas.
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The word is Joey Thomas turned water into wine
