yeah, but ideal wasn't going to happen. Emeka was gonna check out all places before making a decision. we all wish he didn't make it or the entire oklahomo staff got the 'rona and a serious case of extremely transmittable diarrhea ...
he'll enjoy his visit, get his dick sucked by co-eds in masks, come home and the boner will subside and he will realize in this covid-19 world his best decision is to stay home and catch passes thrown by ISHIT and be around family.
Same with JTT.
How are they gonna suck his dick if they have masks on?
C'mon, big guy. I figured you'd have this dialed in by now. Lord knows you can work up an appetite answering the door for your nacho delivery, and an urbane gentleman such as yourself might want to sneak a snack through your mask; mayhaps the snacking nachos you keep in your attaché?
With my perfect health and super human immune system, I feel like a mask is wasted on me.
"I have carefully considered all my options and all these schools have something great to offer and opportunities that I can take advantage of as a student athlete ... but at the of the day Washington and Coach Lake offers everything I need and want and then some.
In this current unpredictable covid-19 world, unpredictable travel and country, I think it's best to stay close to home. Washington offers a new attitude and performance on the field. Plus I train with Sam almost every day and that's big.
My family means everything to me and I get to do all this in front of all my support and the people that I love and I want to do well for them.
Along with JTT we're going to bring UW to new heights ... so watch us ball out.
Please respect my decision.
Thank you"
- Emeka Egbuka '21
(See, I already wrote Emeka's recruiting speech, no charge)
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
I'd love to see this gif edited to show Herm wielding a temperance spoon.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
I thought you were at Colorado State. Where are you now?
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
I thought you were at Colorado State. Where are you now?
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
You lying fuck Fudgepack. You don't leave your dorm room.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
You lying fuck Fudgepack. You don't leave your dorm room.
My TBS sources tell me they went to Torchy’s Tacos this evening.
Torchy’s Tacos is overrated.
This is big for UW.
The Norman experience is getting tacos from a shitty college town chain.
I got drunk by myself at that torchys while my husband was getting ready for a bridal party all day. Its in the “outskirts” of norman (which is already an outskirt) and by the holiday inn express and embassy suites where he is probably staying, real stunning location. On top of that norman is fucking awful in the winter unless you like ice storms. Hes going to WASHINGTON
ps - Torchys is not a shitty college town chain, it is elite
I go to school in SoCal as a taco superiority guy I can in fact say they’re the most mid tacos of all time.
For anybody that is calling Torchy's Taco's overrated ... you are so fucking fucktarded that the gloves are coming off for the SECOND time this week
1) Let's start with the winning comment ... the queso at Torchy's is borderline life changing ... it's as good as it gets and being a DFW superiority guy I've had my fair share of quesos in my life. Salsa is always good but good queso is not only not easy, but it's extremely versatile. That's all I have to say about that.
2) When you have tacos on your menu named the "Democrat" and the "Republican" ... you are ok throwing PC out the window and having a little fun with life.
3) Speaking of a lack of PC ... when you have a taco named "Trailer Park" and you have the option to make your "Trailer Park Trashy" ... and Trashy means with Queso ... yeah ... I'm already a fan before I've taken a bit
4) If you're a taco joint in Texas regardless of your menu you're going to be judged based on your Green Chile Pork tacos ... and yes, these are done right
5) The greatness about tacos is that you can make a taco out of anything ... and Torchy's does so. You want pork, chicken, shrimp, fish, fried avocado, sausage, barbacoa, brisket, beef, or salmon ... you're covered. And that's BEFORE you get to the Taco of the Month.
6) You know how else you get judged in Texas? It's called the breakfast taco. Yep ... Torchy's has you covered there.
7) Sauces ... they are money. You want hot ... you're covered? You want mild ... you're covered? Creamy? Anybody that knows shit about cooking knows that a great sauce takes a great plate over the top. Lessons for you fucking idiots out there that don't know shit about cooking.
8) Outdoor seating ... the weather in Texas is often amazing (particularly in the evening when the stars at night are big and bright) and most of your primary Torchy's locations have plenty of area for some good outdoor seating which matters because of ...
9) Happy Hour ... it's fucking Texas so you better fucking have a Happy Hour and they deliver. Depending on the Torchy's you go to the draft menu may be small or larger ... but regardless you're getting good Texas craft beer (which BTW is an excellent scene) and they cater to it. Tacos and beers. That's a pretty good deal.
10) You know what is better than beer for Happy Hour? Margaritas? You want on the rocks? You want frozen? You want a floater on the your marg? Yep ... Torchy's has you covered.
I'm tired of owning you fucking stupid idiots that think Torchy's is overrated ... go fuck yourself. When I'm in Texas ... I make it a point to go to Torchy's at least once. If I could throw a Torchy's in the middle of U-Village I'd laugh all the way to the fucking bank.
If you hate Torchy's it's because 1) you're an idiot and 2) you don't know how to order good food. As with any menu, some things are better than others. Go with someone that knows Torchy's and you'll get hooked up with a taco experience that is borderline life changing in terms of what you consider an acceptable taco for the rest of your life.
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baylor was a 23 point dog.
mix that with the torchy's tacos comments add some spice with hopefully he didnt watch uw play today and you got yourself a stew.
1) Let's start with the winning comment ... the queso at Torchy's is borderline life changing ... it's as good as it gets and being a DFW superiority guy I've had my fair share of quesos in my life. Salsa is always good but good queso is not only not easy, but it's extremely versatile. That's all I have to say about that.
2) When you have tacos on your menu named the "Democrat" and the "Republican" ... you are ok throwing PC out the window and having a little fun with life.
3) Speaking of a lack of PC ... when you have a taco named "Trailer Park" and you have the option to make your "Trailer Park Trashy" ... and Trashy means with Queso ... yeah ... I'm already a fan before I've taken a bit
4) If you're a taco joint in Texas regardless of your menu you're going to be judged based on your Green Chile Pork tacos ... and yes, these are done right
5) The greatness about tacos is that you can make a taco out of anything ... and Torchy's does so. You want pork, chicken, shrimp, fish, fried avocado, sausage, barbacoa, brisket, beef, or salmon ... you're covered. And that's BEFORE you get to the Taco of the Month.
6) You know how else you get judged in Texas? It's called the breakfast taco. Yep ... Torchy's has you covered there.
7) Sauces ... they are money. You want hot ... you're covered? You want mild ... you're covered? Creamy? Anybody that knows shit about cooking knows that a great sauce takes a great plate over the top. Lessons for you fucking idiots out there that don't know shit about cooking.
8) Outdoor seating ... the weather in Texas is often amazing (particularly in the evening when the stars at night are big and bright) and most of your primary Torchy's locations have plenty of area for some good outdoor seating which matters because of ...
9) Happy Hour ... it's fucking Texas so you better fucking have a Happy Hour and they deliver. Depending on the Torchy's you go to the draft menu may be small or larger ... but regardless you're getting good Texas craft beer (which BTW is an excellent scene) and they cater to it. Tacos and beers. That's a pretty good deal.
10) You know what is better than beer for Happy Hour? Margaritas? You want on the rocks? You want frozen? You want a floater on the your marg? Yep ... Torchy's has you covered.
I'm tired of owning you fucking stupid idiots that think Torchy's is overrated ... go fuck yourself. When I'm in Texas ... I make it a point to go to Torchy's at least once. If I could throw a Torchy's in the middle of U-Village I'd laugh all the way to the fucking bank.
If you hate Torchy's it's because 1) you're an idiot and 2) you don't know how to order good food. As with any menu, some things are better than others. Go with someone that knows Torchy's and you'll get hooked up with a taco experience that is borderline life changing in terms of what you consider an acceptable taco for the rest of your life.
Fucking idiots man ...