@HardCoreCougar your street cred around here would be markedly improved if you got yourself a fucking avatar.
Done. How is my street cred now?
I'm going to help you out. This place is not a nice kid glove type place. It is called HARDCORE Husky for a reason. We take that literally. This place is Lord of The Flies. We hate everyone. Until we don't. But if you need to be in a place that is very vanilla and sterile, then there are other boreds more your speed. Like Dawgman. This place is called a hive of scum and villainy for a reason. We hate outsiders, we hate insiders, and everyone here makes their bones based on being able to take and give shit. Roll with being told to kill yourself, and you might make it, but if that offends you on some deep level than go fuck yourself and LEAVE!
Not offended, just find most comments offbase and innacurate.
Most of the jokes are inaccurate and non-sensical, but regardless fun to see what your fan base is like....gives me a smile.
As a high-brow Germanic person, who prides himself on engaging in witty banter that not only paints an accurate picture of the world, but is sensible first and foremost, and moreover is not pre-occupied with frivolous things such as subverting expectations or making people laugh, I find this generalization to not only be highly offensive, but a discredit to the gestalt of your broader assertions. Good day, sir.
Good day to you. Do you actually speak about football?
@DerekJohnson do you think we could figure out what is going on with the up/down vote, chins, and WTF buttons? If so, that would be grate.
Also, close. the. fucking. gate.
So what you are now doing is running to daddy?
Listen cunt, spend some time here, figure out what’s going on, then pop off. You clearly don’t get the fucking jokes and this place is for people who wear big boy pants.
Most of the jokes are inaccurate and non-sensical, but regardless fun to see what your fan base is like....gives me a smile.
As a high-brow Germanic person, who prides himself on engaging in witty banter that not only paints an accurate picture of the world, but is sensible first and foremost, and moreover is not pre-occupied with frivolous things such as subverting expectations or making people laugh, I find this generalization to not only be highly offensive, but a discredit to the gestalt of your broader assertions. Good day, sir.
Good day to you. Do you actually speak about football?
@DerekJohnson do you think we could figure out what is going on with the up/down vote, chins, and WTF buttons? If so, that would be grate.
Also, close. the. fucking. gate.
So what you are now doing is running to daddy?
Listen cunt, spend some time here, figure out what’s going on, then pop off. You clearly don’t get the fucking jokes and this place is for people who wear big boy pants.
BYU fan here. I came here to talk about the game but see very few posts about the game. I see recruiting threads, odd threads, Mormon hating threads.....but nothing about the game.
Is this because you expect to stomp us or is this typical during the season. Do you not discuss much football?
I am hoping for a good game. I fully expect UW to win. We are improving, but our offense still struggles with an underachieving QB, we are one dimensional. Our WI win is a bit overblown as I don't think WI is great. I do believe it will be a tougher game then you expect. In the end UW will be too much. I see a 28-13 or 24-13 type score.
Note: if you feel the need to call me bigoted names, make racist comments, tell me to kill myself, make antiquated jokes, or any other jab just do so on the thread making fun of Mormons. Most of the jokes are inaccurate and non-sensical, but regardless fun to see what your fan base is like....gives me a smile.
Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water We cant spell sober But I roll up, when we roll up bitches be on us So the lot smoking and I'm drinking It takes over for no reason 'Cause we cant spell sober Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh, Watch me roll up 'Cause I can't spell sober
HardCoreCougar, HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
I like the guy going nuts until he realizes he's on the jumbo tron.
I've heard the Utah State creamery far outpaces the BYU creamery. Both sound kind of gross when you think about it, yet for some reason, appetizing at the same time. Maybe it's time for the AD to add a Coach Pete's Creamery in the concourse.
I like the guy going nuts until he realizes he's on the jumbo tron.
I've heard the Utah State creamery far outpaces the BYU creamery. Both sound kind of gross when you think about it, yet for some reason, appetizing at the same time. Maybe it's time for the AD to add a Coach Pete's Creamery in the concourse.
One of their BBall players is in that Gif. The ugly fucker with the high fade to The top left of the face painter.
I like the guy going nuts until he realizes he's on the jumbo tron.
I've heard the Utah State creamery far outpaces the BYU creamery. Both sound kind of gross when you think about it, yet for some reason, appetizing at the same time. Maybe it's time for the AD to add a Coach Pete's Creamery in the concourse.
One of their BBall players is in that Gif. The ugly fucker with the high fade to The top left of the face painter.
Was that the older Haws brother? The big poly guy on the right is getting down then looks at the screen like he's embarrassed. I do plan on making the trip to Provo next year, as I heard they have these like 2 foot long (overcompensate much cougars) maple bars. For the record, I was a fat kid and will always be a fat kid inside.
I'll help, and no this is not trolling you. You've stumbled into a website that has a lot of DAWG fans that spent years on other boards where all anyone ever does is fluff the team and no one can ever do any wrong. This site was created for the fans who demand more from the players, coaches, athletic department, and most importantly, fans of UW.
Unfortunately for you, this has created years of inside jokes, copy paste of dumb shit people say, and fucking with each other. This site is not wholesome, and it's not for everyone. If you come in being serious, taking jokes personally, or trying to get moral or high and mighty, all you've done is cover yourself in chum and throw yourself into the ocean.
During the week, there is mainly talk of recruiting, making fun of whoever UW is playing, and fucking with people who take themselves too seriously. It's essentially 5-6 days of complete grab-ass with people you like and throwing shit at people you dislike. If you're looking for a breakdown of x's and o's or insightful looks at the opponent, you're 4 days too early. There are plenty of sites out there that have a bunch of team can do no wrong fans who give mind blowingly generic opinions on keys to the game: control the line, get yards on offense, stop the other team from getting yards, blah blah blah.
Come game day, shit changes. The game thread is when people start breaking down what they're seeing in the team, which players are blowing assignments and need to get benched, what the opponent is doing well, etc., etc.
The day after the game, everyone gives their overall opinions of the game, what they saw that sucked from the team, what they saw that they liked, and what their opinion of the other team is.
Then it's back to 5 days of grab-ass and debauchery.
So for you, the goal is:
1) Chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself and others so seriously. It isn't life and death, it's an online forum for football.
2) Give your opinion on the game, what your team does well, what your team doesn't do well, and then let the assholes who inhabit this place tell you to die and leave and light yourself on fire and make sick comments. It's a schtick here that happens to everyone new to see if you're a pussy.
3) Stop being a vag and thinking every UW fan is racist or bigoted. BYU is a school that has a religion affiliated with it that has a history of polygamy and not awesome stuff. People like to make fun of that kind of shit, even though it's known not all BYU students and alum, or even all mormons for that matter, believe in that shit. It's a small sect of the religion. We get it. But you should expect to get made fun of.
4) If you get butthurt about it and start freaking out (which you've done), then people feel like you don't fit in and go ape shit on you, which you deserve for being the afore mentioned vag.
5) If you were chill, made a snarky comment back, or generally let everyone get it out of their system, you'll start getting legit football responses about where the strengths and weaknesses for the team are.
6) Keep calm until gameday, then follow the gameday thread where football chatter actually takes place. That's the time and place to talk actual football, not the entire week before where we are just prognosticating and giving fluff answers about pros and cons. During the game, as it's happening, when the emotions are real and you're actually watching the game and seeing how it's playing out.... That's the time for football talk.
7) Come back the next day, when people give introspective looks about the game, the team, and what needs to happen the rest of the year. You know, what you're currently looking for.
TL:DR - Don't be a vag. This place is definitely full of vile and disgusting people. But it's a place where Husky fans who demand their team stays a national power and demand excellence because that's what they grew up with. It's also a place where they can let loose, make dumb jokes, talk shit with others, and make fun of people.
Anyone who doesn't take it seriously is generally welcomed by all.
But if this place isn't for your personality or humor, then go see Dawgman or RealDawg. There are plenty of people there who will give you the rah rah shit you're looking for and jerk you off and give you a kiss on the forehead before bed.
Stay or go, it's up to you. Get used to what it's like here and learn to hang and just fucking relax. Get used to being hazed when you're new.
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Where did you do your mission? Fagville?
Hope this helps.
Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
We cant spell sober
But I roll up, when we roll up bitches be on us
So the lot smoking and I'm drinking
It takes over for no reason
'Cause we cant spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh,
Watch me roll up
'Cause I can't spell sober
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
The stadium is in a lather. BYU returns the opening kick for a TD. UW wins 52-21
Expect the same
sltrib.cougarstats.com/games.php?show=details&game_id=330
What the fuck is the geek on the bottom of the screen stuffing his face with?
I've heard the Utah State creamery far outpaces the BYU creamery. Both sound kind of gross when you think about it, yet for some reason, appetizing at the same time. Maybe it's time for the AD to add a Coach Pete's Creamery in the concourse.
I'll help, and no this is not trolling you. You've stumbled into a website that has a lot of DAWG fans that spent years on other boards where all anyone ever does is fluff the team and no one can ever do any wrong. This site was created for the fans who demand more from the players, coaches, athletic department, and most importantly, fans of UW.
Unfortunately for you, this has created years of inside jokes, copy paste of dumb shit people say, and fucking with each other. This site is not wholesome, and it's not for everyone. If you come in being serious, taking jokes personally, or trying to get moral or high and mighty, all you've done is cover yourself in chum and throw yourself into the ocean.
During the week, there is mainly talk of recruiting, making fun of whoever UW is playing, and fucking with people who take themselves too seriously. It's essentially 5-6 days of complete grab-ass with people you like and throwing shit at people you dislike. If you're looking for a breakdown of x's and o's or insightful looks at the opponent, you're 4 days too early. There are plenty of sites out there that have a bunch of team can do no wrong fans who give mind blowingly generic opinions on keys to the game: control the line, get yards on offense, stop the other team from getting yards, blah blah blah.
Come game day, shit changes. The game thread is when people start breaking down what they're seeing in the team, which players are blowing assignments and need to get benched, what the opponent is doing well, etc., etc.
The day after the game, everyone gives their overall opinions of the game, what they saw that sucked from the team, what they saw that they liked, and what their opinion of the other team is.
Then it's back to 5 days of grab-ass and debauchery.
So for you, the goal is:
1) Chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself and others so seriously. It isn't life and death, it's an online forum for football.
2) Give your opinion on the game, what your team does well, what your team doesn't do well, and then let the assholes who inhabit this place tell you to die and leave and light yourself on fire and make sick comments. It's a schtick here that happens to everyone new to see if you're a pussy.
3) Stop being a vag and thinking every UW fan is racist or bigoted. BYU is a school that has a religion affiliated with it that has a history of polygamy and not awesome stuff. People like to make fun of that kind of shit, even though it's known not all BYU students and alum, or even all mormons for that matter, believe in that shit. It's a small sect of the religion. We get it. But you should expect to get made fun of.
4) If you get butthurt about it and start freaking out (which you've done), then people feel like you don't fit in and go ape shit on you, which you deserve for being the afore mentioned vag.
5) If you were chill, made a snarky comment back, or generally let everyone get it out of their system, you'll start getting legit football responses about where the strengths and weaknesses for the team are.
6) Keep calm until gameday, then follow the gameday thread where football chatter actually takes place. That's the time and place to talk actual football, not the entire week before where we are just prognosticating and giving fluff answers about pros and cons. During the game, as it's happening, when the emotions are real and you're actually watching the game and seeing how it's playing out.... That's the time for football talk.
7) Come back the next day, when people give introspective looks about the game, the team, and what needs to happen the rest of the year. You know, what you're currently looking for.
TL:DR - Don't be a vag. This place is definitely full of vile and disgusting people. But it's a place where Husky fans who demand their team stays a national power and demand excellence because that's what they grew up with. It's also a place where they can let loose, make dumb jokes, talk shit with others, and make fun of people.
Anyone who doesn't take it seriously is generally welcomed by all.
But if this place isn't for your personality or humor, then go see Dawgman or RealDawg. There are plenty of people there who will give you the rah rah shit you're looking for and jerk you off and give you a kiss on the forehead before bed.
Stay or go, it's up to you. Get used to what it's like here and learn to hang and just fucking relax. Get used to being hazed when you're new.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.