Myles Jack's Problem with UW Coaches

HeretoBeatmyChest

According to the twitterz, UW coaches told Jack he wouldn't be shit if he went to UCLA.

I believe it. When I talked with YaleDawg before the season he said they had an FU attitude with local recruits who didn't commit. Gee, I wonder why our in-state recruiting sucks.

dnc

Harv! True?

DerekJohnson

I can just see Mora going up to Myles Jack during pre-game warm ups and grabbing his facemask, peering deep into his eyes in a touching of souls, and shouting: "Myles, we're going to show those motherfuckers just what a great player you are. Every time we get in the friggin' red zone, you're getting the ball!!"

CuntWaffle

It is sad how far the program has fallen to where we need some sort of legacy or "you are a fucking idiot if you go anywhere else" type of sales pitch to bring in the top local talent. If we were winning games neither would be necessary. The HS recruits would be able to go through high school watching UW compete for BCS games every year and selling them on Purple and Gold would be a piece of cake.

Any recruit worth a damn who cares about winning will NOT go to UW unless certain circumstances force them to Washington. If Danny Shelton's mom didn't tell him he had to go to UW then he would probably be at Oregon. If Kasen Williams dparents didn't go to UW he would probably be at LSU. ASJ is probably the softest player in college football so our program is the perfect fit for him atm. I am sure if Dexter Charles played at a school like Bellevue or Skyline instead of Stanwood he would probably be at UCLA/Oregon or somewhere else worth a damn.

Keiovuroiey Russell played for a NC his true freshman year in which he started.

Myles Jack might be the best freshman in the nation.

Garnett has a chance to be an elite OL in college football.


If the rumors about Baker possibly going to UW because he will want to be close to his sick mom you know the doogs will use that as ammunition against the reality of how bad Sark's in state recruiting is.

So doogs are pretty much rooting for Baker's mom staying sick because that is the ONLY chance we land him? And we are the trolls?

WazzusJobu

CuntWaffle said:

If the rumors about Baker possibly going to UW because he will want to be close to his sick mom you know the doogs will use that as ammunition against the reality of how bad Sark's in state recruiting is.

So doogs are pretty much rooting for Baker's mom staying sick because that is the ONLY chance we land him? And we are the trolls?

Budda is gonna be a Duck, we have Ruth proclaiming him a Doog, so we all know he isn't going here. "We" "here" fuck, I need to get off this board.

CuntWaffle

WazzusJobu said:

CuntWaffle said:

If the rumors about Baker possibly going to UW because he will want to be close to his sick mom you know the doogs will use that as ammunition against the reality of how bad Sark's in state recruiting is.

So doogs are pretty much rooting for Baker's mom staying sick because that is the ONLY chance we land him? And we are the trolls?

Budda is gonna be a Duck, we have Ruth proclaiming him a Doog, so we all know he isn't going here. "We" "here" fuck, I need to get off this board.

I hope he goes to Oregon. He obviously doesn't bleed black and stripes.

CuntWaffle

supercanuck said:

I love how HH is sucking the dick of the UCLA bruins.

Might as well start calling it Hardcore Bruins since you all seem to hate everything about thr University not associated with don james

No wonder you have this tiny corner of the internet where you guys can talk about how butt hurt ya'll are. Nobody takes you clowns seriously .

One of your better efforts. I still need to dock you points though for not pointing out that we all have boners in our sweatpants right now (in our parent's basement of course).

dnc

supercanuck said:

I love how HH is sucking the dick of the UCLA bruins.

Might as well start calling it Hardcore Bruins since you all seem to hate everything about thr University not associated with don james

No wonder you have this tiny corner of the internet where you guys can talk about how butt hurt ya'll are. Nobody takes you clowns seriously .

79 posts in 16 hours says you're taking us pretty seriously, DIggyDawg.

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

I can just see Mora going up to Myles Jack during pre-game warm ups and grabbing his facemask, peering deep into his eyes in a touching of souls, and shouting: "Myles, I'm tired of Sarkarella. We're going to lift up Sarkarella's skirt and fuck him in the ass!"

And they did.

CuntWaffle

supercanuck said:

i'm enjoying myself ... i'm pretty much convinced everyone is a fucking retard on this board who never made anything of their life ... So its kinda fun

Its kinda fun listening g to responses of dummies only able to comprehend whole numbers and win totals.

Well if you have met Damone you would know that he cleans toilets and recently got promoted to selling them, it really isn't a bad gig and proves your argument false. We also have a few Duck fans who OBVIOUSLY pump gas for a living but still a very respectable career.

topdawgnc

DerekJohnson said:

I can just see Mora going up to Myles Jack during pre-game warm ups and grabbing his facemask, peering deep into his eyes in a touching of souls, and shouting: "Myles, we're going to show those motherfuckers just what a great player you are. Every time we get in the friggin' red zone, you're getting the ball!!"

brb, jo

RaceBannon

supercanuck said:

i'm enjoying myself ... i'm pretty much convinced everyone is a fucking retard on this board who never made anything of their life ... So its kinda fun

Its kinda fun listening g to responses of dummies only able to comprehend whole numbers and win totals.

I had forgotten how much I missed the tired cliches and empty arguments of doogs. I may sign up for dawgman again!

dnc

supercanuck said:

Hey had all your bruin swag come yet?

Figured you fairies would look good in baby blue!

$75,000

RaceBannon

I understand that my fairies just kicked you tuff doog asses all over the Rose Bowl. Hope you enjoyed your closest look at that place as long as Sark is coach

CuntWaffle

Baby blue really isn't my color. I ordered one of UCLAs newer darker blue hoodies (I call them that).

MikeDamone

supercanuck said:

I love how HH is sucking the dick of the UCLA bruins.

Might as well start calling it Hardcore Bruins since you all seem to hate everything about thr University not associated with don james

No wonder you have this tiny corner of the internet where you guys can talk about how butt hurt ya'll are. Nobody takes you clowns seriously .

Do you think our parents are proud?

topdawgnc

Such a great culture.

Sark has really brought class and certain prestige to this University.

I am glad that as we look at his whole body of work, respect is one of the things he values.

alumni94

Did we really have a chance with Miles? His family and Jim Mora's family were friends when they were both in Atlanta. When he heard Jim Mora was going to be the coach at UCLA, then decision was already made.

MikeDamone

supercanuck said:

Look Matt Damon, I don't pretend to have the foggiest what the hell your parents think... they'll probably in some trailor park in Kent fighting over who's going to rob the CVS of Sudafed, for all i know.

Matt Damon? It's Mik Dabone to you. And actually, they are not in Kent, they moved from there to white center where they got a better deal on a trailer space in the sea tac flight path.

RaceBannon

alumni94 said:

Did we really have a chance with Miles? His family and Jim Mora's family were friends when they were both in Atlanta. When he heard Jim Mora was going to be the coach at UCLA, then decision was already made.

Wow

Just

Wow

CuntWaffle

MikeDamone said:

supercanuck said:

Look Matt Damon, I don't pretend to have the foggiest what the hell your parents think... they'll probably in some trailor park in Kent fighting over who's going to rob the CVS of Sudafed, for all i know.

Matt Damon? It's Mik Dabone to you. And actually, they are not in Kent, they moved from there to white center where they got a better deal on a trailer space in the sea tac flight path.

I heard the value of land there is booming.