OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

PurpleBaze

Doog_de_Jour said:

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

Mother_de_Jour needs an invite.

Swaye

recap so far...OL is a sieve db’s are getting abused less than no pass rush our wr’s get zero separation and we have the worst qb in the Pac-12

ThomasFremont

I expected the offense to struggle. What the fuck is wrong with the defense though?

RedRocket

If we go 3 and out something on my coffee table is getting broken.

Domicillo

Change all the posts back to OFFERED

haie

Fire Petersen

EsophagealFeces

Doog_de_Jour said:

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

She likes the D

















line of Auburn

CuntWaffle

Jimmy Lakes defense has been awful on 3rd down the 2 games he has been calling plays.

dtd

RaceBannon said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Text exchange with Mother_de_Jour:

Me: The Auburn lineman look several inches bigger than our guys.
MDJ: Oh I bet they are!
Me: I WAS REFERRING TO HEIGHT MOTHER!

Is your mom single?

Nope

dhdawg

ThomasFremont said:

I expected the offense to struggle. What the fuck is wrong with the defense though?

Same thing that happened at the end of last year. No pass rush and bad db play

LesGrossman

Swaye said:

recap so far...OL is a sieve db’s are getting abused less than no pass rush our wr’s get zero separation and we have the worst qb in the Pac-12

But other than that...

Ballz

EsophagealFeces said:

StrongArmCobra said:

We have no fucking chance with Browning. The O-line actually looks good. The rest of this team is good enough! Browning holds us back.

The OL does not look good. They look overmatched. It'll get worse as the game goes along.

Have you seen their run blocking? They got some good push. Pass pro yes they are getting beat quickly but this fucking offense is about helping Browning throw the ball quickly and he refuses to trust the fucking play and his WR's.

LoneStarDawg

Didn’t expect our DBs to be so soft in coverage I thought they were supposed to be at least confident

YellowSnow

I am drinking Stella Artois since which seem fitting since our defense is as stout as Belgium.

Swaye

If we don’t score here I’m going to see if the fat chick will fuck me out back behind the dumpster...something is scoring here

PurpleJ

We need Washington to vote TRUMP if we ever want to compete with these gun lovin slave ownin wall buildin hicks.

#fact

Baseman

Fuck any Doog that is ok with our fucking LB core. Ngata will be a dude but needs 20 lbs and more experience, the rest aren’t even JAGs. BBK should be playing with Bryce Sterk.

Jarrod Hilbers. Not his fault. Pete at least replaced Strausser. It begs the question. Bob FUCKING Gregory. Malloe, Lake, Huff, Lubbick, and Bush—all their efforts, and the players they brought in, wasted for accepting a fucking Divsion 2 LB core.

Gregory answers to Pete. Tick..tick..tick

Houhusky

Offense is only good enough to score 14 points a game.

Defense is only good enough to limit opponents to 28 points per game.

TSIFO

gmo

Offense: F
Defense: D-
Special Teams: incomplete

oregonblitzkrieg

This game was a lost cause when Pete decided to start Brownsocks. Lets see if he's a truly good/great coach, pull a Saban and put in another QB before it gets out of hand. I would have started another QB to throw Auburn off, they've had lots of time to prepare for Browning.