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Mightier military vis-a-vis the contemporary competition: Imperial Germany or Nazi Germany?

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
Plagiarism of Dan Carlin's shit here and a fascination debate
https://dchhaddendum.libsyn.com/imperial-germany-vs-nazi-germany

Mightier military vis-a-vis the contemporary competition: Imperial Germany or Nazi Germany? 15 votes

WW1 Imperial Germany
20%
PurpleThrobberHippopeteamusYellowSnow 3 votes
WW2 Nazi Germany
80%
RaceBannonSwayeThomasFremontgreenbloodGladstoneoregonblitzkriegLebamDawgPitchfork51Doog_de_JourBearsWiinFireCohenUW_Doog_Bot 12 votes
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany
    Carlin lays out a very compelling argument in favor of WW1 Germany...

    1- Imperial Germany had 40 + years to prepare where as Nazi's only had 6 years.

    2- The Generals ran the show for WWI Germany - i.e., no mad man at the helm, and they didn't make stupid decisions based on ideology. Think how much man power and resources were wasted on the Final Solution.

    3- Imperial Germany actually had a navy that was worth a shit, although they didn't use it much.

    4- Imperial Germany actually knocked out Russia, while fighting France and Britain at the same time and remember that France and Britain in WWI were willing to lose and entire generation of their youth to "win" in places like Verdun and the Somme. This, of course, was not the case in WWI were those two powers basically rolled over and died.

    5- WWI was very much in doubt until late in the 4th Quarter and the Germans had a realistic chance to win. Nazi Germany on the other hand had lost the war by half time (i.e., late 1942 - early 1943) and that was before America was really heavy into the fight.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany

    The Blitz or 46 defense that Hitler came up with changed modern warfare

    WW1 was a brutal slog with modern killing weapons and Civil War era strategy

    Nazi Germany is Oregon- i.e., revolutionary Offense - but they got worn down and lost in the second half badly. WWI Germany was built for 4 quarters of football.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Carlin lays out a very compelling argument in favor of WW1 Germany...

    1- Imperial Germany had 40 + years to prepare where as Nazi's only had 6 years.

    2- The Generals ran the show for WWI Germany - i.e., no mad man at the helm, and they didn't make stupid decisions based on ideology. Think how much man power and resources were wasted on the Final Solution.

    3- Imperial Germany actually had a navy that was worth a shit, although they didn't use it much.

    4- Imperial Germany actually knocked out Russia, while fighting France and Britain at the same time and remember that France and Britain in WWI were willing to lose and entire generation of their youth to "win" in places like Verdun and the Somme. This, of course, was not the case in WWI were those two powers basically rolled over and died.

    5- WWI was very much in doubt until late in the 4th Quarter and the Germans had a realistic chance to win. Nazi Germany on the other hand had lost the war by half time (i.e., late 1942 - early 1943) and that was before America was really heavy into the fight.

    Conversely, that was a shit tier WWI Russia with a fucking pansy ass czar at the helm (thanks @Rasputin!) rather than a military mind. Also a Russia that was *this* close to Implosion.gif.

    Hitler's eastern front SOS was much higher.

    Still a chinteresting debate.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,030 Founders Club
    WW2 Nazi Germany

    The Blitz or 46 defense that Hitler came up with changed modern warfare

    WW1 was a brutal slog with modern killing weapons and Civil War era strategy

    Nazi Germany is Oregon- i.e., revolutionary Offense - but they got worn down and lost in the second half badly. WWI Germany was built for 4 quarters of football.
    They still quit and sold out their country!
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,099
    WW1 Imperial Germany


    Spikes on helmets. WW1 Krauts win rather easily.


  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany

    The Blitz or 46 defense that Hitler came up with changed modern warfare

    WW1 was a brutal slog with modern killing weapons and Civil War era strategy

    Nazi Germany is Oregon- i.e., revolutionary Offense - but they got worn down and lost in the second half badly. WWI Germany was built for 4 quarters of football.
    They still quit and sold out their country!
    Fake news by right wing nut jobs. They were whipped and saved their country from further pain and suffering by throwing in the towel.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214
    WW2 Germany and it's not close.

    Who cares if the generals had more say in WW1? Say in what, sending thousands to run to their deaths against trench fortified machine guns?

    Nazi German overextended by a fucking lot. They couldnt be satisfied with annexing France and Poland, they just had to spread themselves too thin and attack Russia. If they had fortified, given themselves time to get their new recruits up to speed, and not helped a fucking stupid Italy blunder along in Greece, America would have had a real problem and might not have been able to beat them.

    It was probably a matter of time before Russia attacked the eastern flank, but a Russian offensive would have been a joke. Wasting away half of your troops in an offensive in Russia, during the winter, was an all-time dumb fuckup.

    Same shit happened to Napolean. Power hungry despots, for some reason, arent happy with conquering the nice parts of Europe. They are compelled to invade Russia for god knows why, lose a shitload of experienced troops, and allow the English to get their shit together.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany
    dnc said:

    Carlin lays out a very compelling argument in favor of WW1 Germany...

    1- Imperial Germany had 40 + years to prepare where as Nazi's only had 6 years.

    2- The Generals ran the show for WWI Germany - i.e., no mad man at the helm, and they didn't make stupid decisions based on ideology. Think how much man power and resources were wasted on the Final Solution.

    3- Imperial Germany actually had a navy that was worth a shit, although they didn't use it much.

    4- Imperial Germany actually knocked out Russia, while fighting France and Britain at the same time and remember that France and Britain in WWI were willing to lose and entire generation of their youth to "win" in places like Verdun and the Somme. This, of course, was not the case in WWI were those two powers basically rolled over and died.

    5- WWI was very much in doubt until late in the 4th Quarter and the Germans had a realistic chance to win. Nazi Germany on the other hand had lost the war by half time (i.e., late 1942 - early 1943) and that was before America was really heavy into the fight.

    Conversely, that was a shit tier WWI Russia with a fucking pansy ass czar at the helm (thanks @Rasputin!) rather than a military mind. Also a Russia that was *this* close to Implosion.gif.

    Hitler's eastern front SOS was much higher.

    Still a chinteresting debate.
    This is highly debatable. Remember WWI Germany never got anywhere near Moscow and the Russians held them off for nearly 4 years. If the Bolsheviks don't get into Power, Russia would have kept on fighting. And the Western Front SOS was much, much higher in WWI.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited August 2018
    WW2 Nazi Germany
    Wow there's a lot of stretching to make this into a football analogy


    Cooler uniforms in ww2 and they probably boned a lot of hot french chicks.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Wow there's a lot of stretching to make this into a football analogy


    Cooler uniforms in ww2 and they probably boned a lot of hot french chicks.

    Gnu hear?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    Carlin lays out a very compelling argument in favor of WW1 Germany...

    1- Imperial Germany had 40 + years to prepare where as Nazi's only had 6 years.

    2- The Generals ran the show for WWI Germany - i.e., no mad man at the helm, and they didn't make stupid decisions based on ideology. Think how much man power and resources were wasted on the Final Solution.

    3- Imperial Germany actually had a navy that was worth a shit, although they didn't use it much.

    4- Imperial Germany actually knocked out Russia, while fighting France and Britain at the same time and remember that France and Britain in WWI were willing to lose and entire generation of their youth to "win" in places like Verdun and the Somme. This, of course, was not the case in WWI were those two powers basically rolled over and died.

    5- WWI was very much in doubt until late in the 4th Quarter and the Germans had a realistic chance to win. Nazi Germany on the other hand had lost the war by half time (i.e., late 1942 - early 1943) and that was before America was really heavy into the fight.

    Conversely, that was a shit tier WWI Russia with a fucking pansy ass czar at the helm (thanks @Rasputin!) rather than a military mind. Also a Russia that was *this* close to Implosion.gif.

    Hitler's eastern front SOS was much higher.

    Still a chinteresting debate.
    This is highly debatable. Remember WWI Germany never got anywhere near Moscow and the Russians held them off for nearly 4 years. If the Bolsheviks don't get into Power, Russia would have kept on fighting. And the Western Front SOS was much, much higher in WWI.
    I don't deal in hypotheticals
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany

    WW2 Germany and it's not close.

    Who cares if the generals had more say in WW1? Say in what, sending thousands to run to their deaths against trench fortified machine guns?

    Nazi German overextended by a fucking lot. They couldnt be satisfied with annexing France and Poland, they just had to spread themselves too thin and attack Russia. If they had fortified, given themselves time to get their new recruits up to speed, and not helped a fucking stupid Italy blunder along in Greece, America would have had a real problem and might not have been able to beat them.

    It was probably a matter of time before Russia attacked the eastern flank, but a Russian offensive would have been a joke. Wasting away half of your troops in an offensive in Russia, during the winter, was an all-time dumb fuckup.

    Same shit happened to Napolean. Power hungry despots, for some reason, arent happy with conquering the nice parts of Europe. They are compelled to invade Russia for god knows why, lose a shitload of experienced troops, and allow the English to get their shit together.

    Yes, except this isn't really what happened in WWI. After Germany failed to knock out France and Britain at the First Battle of Marne in 1914, they basically went on the strategic defensive on the Western Front until Spring 1918. Most of the stupid Civil War era infantry charges against machine guns and barbed wire were British and French Generals continually launching offensives to push the Germans out of France and Belgium. Once Germany knew they were a war of attrition in WWI their strategy was sound as fuck, which can't be said of WWII. Ludendorff and Hindenburg were far better strategists than Hitler.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,158 Founders Club
    WW2 Nazi Germany
    Gotta go with Race, he was there!
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Carlin lays out a very compelling argument in favor of WW1 Germany...

    1- Imperial Germany had 40 + years to prepare where as Nazi's only had 6 years.

    2- The Generals ran the show for WWI Germany - i.e., no mad man at the helm, and they didn't make stupid decisions based on ideology. Think how much man power and resources were wasted on the Final Solution.

    3- Imperial Germany actually had a navy that was worth a shit, although they didn't use it much.

    4- Imperial Germany actually knocked out Russia, while fighting France and Britain at the same time and remember that France and Britain in WWI were willing to lose and entire generation of their youth to "win" in places like Verdun and the Somme. This, of course, was not the case in WWI were those two powers basically rolled over and died.

    5- WWI was very much in doubt until late in the 4th Quarter and the Germans had a realistic chance to win. Nazi Germany on the other hand had lost the war by half time (i.e., late 1942 - early 1943) and that was before America was really heavy into the fight.

    Conversely, that was a shit tier WWI Russia with a fucking pansy ass czar at the helm (thanks @Rasputin!) rather than a military mind. Also a Russia that was *this* close to Implosion.gif.

    Hitler's eastern front SOS was much higher.

    Still a chinteresting debate.
    This is highly debatable. Remember WWI Germany never got anywhere near Moscow and the Russians held them off for nearly 4 years. If the Bolsheviks don't get into Power, Russia would have kept on fighting. And the Western Front SOS was much, much higher in WWI.
    I don't deal in hypotheticals
    When it comes to Germany we definitely do.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214

    WW2 Germany and it's not close.

    Who cares if the generals had more say in WW1? Say in what, sending thousands to run to their deaths against trench fortified machine guns?

    Nazi German overextended by a fucking lot. They couldnt be satisfied with annexing France and Poland, they just had to spread themselves too thin and attack Russia. If they had fortified, given themselves time to get their new recruits up to speed, and not helped a fucking stupid Italy blunder along in Greece, America would have had a real problem and might not have been able to beat them.

    It was probably a matter of time before Russia attacked the eastern flank, but a Russian offensive would have been a joke. Wasting away half of your troops in an offensive in Russia, during the winter, was an all-time dumb fuckup.

    Same shit happened to Napolean. Power hungry despots, for some reason, arent happy with conquering the nice parts of Europe. They are compelled to invade Russia for god knows why, lose a shitload of experienced troops, and allow the English to get their shit together.

    Yes, except this isn't really what happened in WWI. After Germany failed to knock out France and Britain at the First Battle of Marne in 1914, they basically went on the strategic defensive on the Western Front until Spring 1918. Most of the stupid Civil War era infantry charges against machine guns and barbed wire were British and French Generals continually launching offensives to push the Germans out of France and Belgium. Once Germany knew they were a war of attrition in WWI their strategy was sound as fuck, which can't be said of WWII. Ludendorff and Hindenburg were far better strategists than Hitler.

    Yeah but still
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,099
    WW1 Imperial Germany

    WW2 Germany and it's not close.

    Who cares if the generals had more say in WW1? Say in what, sending thousands to run to their deaths against trench fortified machine guns?

    Nazi German overextended by a fucking lot. They couldnt be satisfied with annexing France and Poland, they just had to spread themselves too thin and attack Russia. If they had fortified, given themselves time to get their new recruits up to speed, and not helped a fucking stupid Italy blunder along in Greece, America would have had a real problem and might not have been able to beat them.

    It was probably a matter of time before Russia attacked the eastern flank, but a Russian offensive would have been a joke. Wasting away half of your troops in an offensive in Russia, during the winter, was an all-time dumb fuckup.

    Same shit happened to Napolean. Power hungry despots, for some reason, arent happy with conquering the nice parts of Europe. They are compelled to invade Russia for god knows why, lose a shitload of experienced troops, and allow the English to get their shit together.

    Yes, except this isn't really what happened in WWI. After Germany failed to knock out France and Britain at the First Battle of Marne in 1914, they basically went on the strategic defensive on the Western Front until Spring 1918. Most of the stupid Civil War era infantry charges against machine guns and barbed wire were British and French Generals continually launching offensives to push the Germans out of France and Belgium. Once Germany knew they were a war of attrition in WWI their strategy was sound as fuck, which can't be said of WWII. Ludendorff and Hindenburg were far better strategists than Hitler.
    Hitler came out chucking bombs and bubble screens.

    It just took awhile for Stalin and Roosevelt to get their own guys in there.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    WW2 Nazi Germany
    I'm going with Hitler here. He bitch slapped Paul Von Hindenburg, the German military commander of WWI, into making him Chancellor in 1932. Hindenburg beat Hitler in the elections in 1932, regaining the Presidency, but that was just the first half. Hitler so fucked shit up after the elections that he forced Hindenburg to capitualte to his demands to make him Chancellor, rode it out until Hindy died the next year, and declared himself Der Furor! So independent of what their armies ever did, Hitler > Hindenburg. Winners win.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany
    Swaye said:

    I'm going with Hitler here. He bitch slapped Paul Von Hindenburg, the German military commander of WWI, into making him Chancellor in 1932. Hindenburg beat Hitler in the elections in 1932, regaining the Presidency, but that was just the first half. Hitler so fucked shit up after the elections that he forced Hindenburg to capitualte to his demands to make him Chancellor, rode it out until Hindy died the next year, and declared himself Der Furor! So independent of what their armies ever did, Hitler > Hindenburg. Winners win.

    Except that's not what we're debating here. Stay on topic Kemosabe.

    Consider: WWI was able to field the best fighter of the war - i.e., Fokker D7 and get it deployed in large numbers. Meanwhile, the Luftwaffe stepped on their dicks for all of WWII because they were being run by an incompetent, homo junkie. They had done test flights of the Me262 in 1941 and fucked around for 3 years before getting a few into combat by 1944. You think we could have bombed the shit our of Germany if they had a competent air force?
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,313 Founders Club
    WW1 Imperial Germany
    I'd love to get @BearsWiin 's hot take after he gets done looking at nothing special chicks at the gym and taking the kiddies to the beach. FTG and FML!!
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,030 Founders Club
    WW2 Nazi Germany

    I'd love to get @BearsWiin 's hot take after he gets done looking at nothing special chicks at the gym and taking the kiddies to the beach. FTG and FML!!

    His take will be nothing special
  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    WW2 Nazi Germany

    I'd love to get @BearsWiin 's hot take after he gets done looking at nothing special chicks at the gym and taking the kiddies to the beach. FTG and FML!!

    Kiddies started school today, so I hit the gym early after I drove them and their friends in. Sirius dearth of special chicks; I think the young moms are all still on vaca roadtrips with they're preschool brats

    Both loosers. Who was better, Ty or Gilby?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    WW2 Nazi Germany
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm going with Hitler here. He bitch slapped Paul Von Hindenburg, the German military commander of WWI, into making him Chancellor in 1932. Hindenburg beat Hitler in the elections in 1932, regaining the Presidency, but that was just the first half. Hitler so fucked shit up after the elections that he forced Hindenburg to capitualte to his demands to make him Chancellor, rode it out until Hindy died the next year, and declared himself Der Furor! So independent of what their armies ever did, Hitler > Hindenburg. Winners win.

    Except that's not what we're debating here. Stay on topic Kemosabe.

    Consider: WWI was able to field the best fighter of the war - i.e., Fokker D7 and get it deployed in large numbers. Meanwhile, the Luftwaffe stepped on their dicks for all of WWII because they were being run by an incompetent, homo junkie. They had done test flights of the Me262 in 1941 and fucked around for 3 years before getting a few into combat by 1944. You think we could have bombed the shit our of Germany if they had a competent air force?
    @CuntWaffle > Luftwaffe