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Transcript of conversation today with my dad when he called from the post office

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    BearsWiin said:

    A few corrections: Owiin Twelve was the return name, 7-6 Sarkisian Way, Gilbyham WI 54207. 54-7 was the score of the 2003 game of which I recently posted a scorebored pic, and the 54207 zip is from WI.

    It was addressed to Derek "Stalin" Johnson, in cyrilic.

    There are 1,298 dimes and one penny. And one 9mm Winchester spent shell casing with an extra i stamped/scratched into it.

    The girls at the local UPS store had a blast helping me load the coffee grounds and then wrapping the hell out of the package. They made sure to cover as much as possible of the box with "Fragile" and "Priority Mail" stickers.

    So you know who sent it?
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,721 Standard Supporter
    Wait, so Stalin doesn't actually live in Port Orchard? Time to tell the wife we're cancelling our move to the area.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    BearsWiin said:

    How were the UPS girls? Nothing special?

    Let's just say that they were very nice and friendly. They knew that coffee grounds confuse drug-sniffing dogs, but I think they were both too young to understand the term "dime bag."




    If I put this much thought into real-life shit, I could probably get a job
    Ups girls huh.

    This may be one of the few times I would guess that bearswiins girls weren't anything special
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,415
    BearsWiin said:



    If I put this much thought into real-life shit, I could probably get a job

    i dunno man, that sounds like a lot of work.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,379 Standard Supporter
    Mad_Son said:

    Worth the read

    Okay okay. Good shit.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    Why is Aptos redacted?