The ultimate realization of FS is a Lamborghini in your mom’s name while you are on public assistance living in projects that are your own personal drug empire.
I may never be able to achieve on that level, but I do aspire to have a car worth more than my house. And I think I can get there.
Also: it’s not a stereotype. FS life is real.
I'd drive through the projects to get to our RB house and always liked the BMWs and the guy getting out with a rack of dry cleaning headed into a shack. Gotta have your priorities
Life is about priorities and principles and if you are FS and not doing things like this you've sold out.
My wife is kind of FS. She could have done just fine with a Toyota Highlander, but had to have an Acura MDX mommy ride for god knows why.
I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1
I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.
I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!
I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1
I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.
I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!
I would appreciate this if it was actually funny, but since it's not... That's not even what I said. I said being a good runner is mostly talent. Athleticism is part of that, but it's not the only thing. Jomon Dotson is athletic, but a shitty RB.
Gaskin is a decent athlete, but he doesn't have elite speed or size. However he is a really instinctive and agile runner, and he's tough. He would've suceeded here with any coach. My whole point is we need a coach who can recruit players with that kind of talent.
If you think we can just luck into another Gaskin, or luck into underrated local recruits every year, and thus recruiting doesn't matter... Then you're even dumber than you pretend to be when you're "trolling".
I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1
I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.
I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!
I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1
I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.
I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!
Tucson has a pretty high influx of African folks. There is even an area near Cholla high called Little Africa. Sean Elliot grew up in that neighborhood.
Anyways I coached at a big school in the city and we got two African kids. One ran like a deer and looked like a statue. His physique was unreal. I thought I could get something out of him so I threw a football at him during practice one day and it looked like a retarded tyrannosaurus rex was trying to wave a swarm of bees off of him. No dice there.
The other told me that he was glad to be in America and was so glad he no longer had to fear for his life. I asked what made him fear that and he told me he was worried his mother was going to eat him. I of course asked why he thought that and he quickly responded, "Because she ate my little brother." He wasn't much help to the team either.
I coached some adult Germans when I lived over there and they are just soft. Americans are just such rough and barbaric people. No one has the culture to bring up humans that are killers on a football field like we do.
Im tapping out but I think the TBS fags have more fun with their recruiting obsession and try to pretend like it's life or death. It's not. The ups and downs are more fun for most of you than they are for me. There are plenty of good players out there. Get them and win.
I think we should recruit some of these French guys to play running back. Everyone KNOWS you don't need to coach running backs. FAST STRATEGY!!!!1
I don’t mind stupid posts that are idiotic and troll-y, but at least be funny.
I'm being completely serious, Dennis! We are missing a HUGE pool of fast strategy recruits in Africa. So what if they've never played? Just sign them up and let them rip it brah! Instant supply of Heisman winners! Surprised no one has thought of it yet!!!
Tucson has a pretty high influx of African folks. There is even an area near Cholla high called Little Africa. Sean Elliot grew up in that neighborhood.
Anyways I coached at a big school in the city and we got two African kids. One ran like a deer and looked like a statue. His physique was unreal. I thought I could get something out of him so I threw a football at him during practice one day and it looked like a retarded tyrannosaurus rex was trying to wave a swarm of bees off of him. No dice there.
The other told me that he was glad to be in America and was so glad he no longer had to fear for his life. I asked what made him fear that and he told me he was worried his mother was going to eat him. I of course asked why he thought that and he quickly responded, "Because she ate my little brother." He wasn't much help to the team either.
I coached some adult Germans when I lived over there and they are just soft. Americans are just such rough and barbaric people. No one has the culture to bring up humans that are killers on a football field like we do.
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The one roaddawg point that never made much sense to me.
THOUGHTS?!?!?!?!1
Gaskin is a decent athlete, but he doesn't have elite speed or size. However he is a really instinctive and agile runner, and he's tough. He would've suceeded here with any coach. My whole point is we need a coach who can recruit players with that kind of talent.
If you think we can just luck into another Gaskin, or luck into underrated local recruits every year, and thus recruiting doesn't matter... Then you're even dumber than you pretend to be when you're "trolling".
There is no coming back from saying you don't need to coach running backs. No way. Possibly the dumbest thing ever written on this bored.
Let's sign up USAIN BOLT!!!!1
He gets it.
And if we're gonna make fun of mental illness after what happened to the WSU QB, I am OUT. Not classy.
It's almost as if the posters that came here for teenage boys share something in common....
Anyways I coached at a big school in the city and we got two African kids. One ran like a deer and looked like a statue. His physique was unreal. I thought I could get something out of him so I threw a football at him during practice one day and it looked like a retarded tyrannosaurus rex was trying to wave a swarm of bees off of him. No dice there.
The other told me that he was glad to be in America and was so glad he no longer had to fear for his life. I asked what made him fear that and he told me he was worried his mother was going to eat him. I of course asked why he thought that and he quickly responded, "Because she ate my little brother." He wasn't much help to the team either.
I coached some adult Germans when I lived over there and they are just soft. Americans are just such rough and barbaric people. No one has the culture to bring up humans that are killers on a football field like we do.