Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)

NorwegianHusky

DoogCourics said:

Those are huge human beings.

Do we? know if he has little brothers? That is some good stock.

Shouldn't be to hard to find out. If his name is Farm, then his brothers are probably named something like Bucket or Tractor.

AEB

NorwegianHusky said:

Thebourbinator said:

Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.

Norwegian superiority guy...

If we're talking farm colloquialisms, I'm partial to stad versus sted or gaard or whatever else your evil, self-loathing genius can coming up with.

animate

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.

dnc

animate said:

That's hilarious that he posted his commitment on his Instagram 10 days ago.

11 days ago.

But yes that's awesome.

haie

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi should have to down a bunch of Mead on the next pod after landing such a stud oline

FKA_Mousecop

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

NEsnake12

FKA_Mousecop said:

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews

Gladstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywxm6zLEjFY

dnc

NEsnake12 said:

FKA_Mousecop said:

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews

No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.

Thebourbinator

dnc said:

NEsnake12 said:

FKA_Mousecop said:

I'm curious how Memmelaar will end up ranked given that he's committed so early, he's from Idaho, and likely won't publicly announce other offers he gets.

It'll 100% depend on whether or not he attends TBS camps and gives Biggins/Huffman/Gorney/etc. the time of day for interviews

No twatter probably means no camps = 3 Star at best.

Doesn’t like to compete.

Except the dirt dawg camp.

And “doesn’t like to compete” is pretty loaded with negativity. A number of reasons why someone may not want to/can’t go through all of that; finances, family obligations, doesn’t like the circus associated with recruiting, knows exactly what he wants and went and competed to earn it..