Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)
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Who the fuck are you????Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love Norwegians.NorwegianHusky said:
Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
Norwegians aren’t white HTH.NorwegianHusky said:
Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?
It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey. -
he's not on Twitter!dnc said:
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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ThatsTheJoke.jpgMeek said:
he's not on Twitter!dnc said:
Already rushed to tweet him how great umlauts are!Thebourbinator said:Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.
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my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
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They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings. -
"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."WeakarmCobra said:
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.
Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape. -
FREE PUB!dnc said:
"Actually watch the tape" is overrated as hell. It's how you get idiots like Andy Benoit ranking Russell Wilson the 15th best QB in the NFL. "Well I actually watch the tape, durrrrrr."WeakarmCobra said:
They actually watch the tape, so tend to trust their judgmentdnc said:
They bestow 5 stars on a lot of kids the services don't give 5 stars to, as well (latest examples Ngata and Hatchett).UDubHusky23 said:
my bad.... thought there was some sense of orderdnc said:
You new here?UDubHusky23 said:wait..... did @Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi just designate a 4 star ranking on this kid lol
Not knocking them, they're the best at what they do. But they use their own star rankings.
Watching the tape doesn't mean shit if you don't know a) what to watch for b) how to regulate your own inherent biases and c) how to account for what the tape doesn't show.
Coker and DDY are great because they're incredible at a and good at b and c. Not because they "actually watch the tape". Any moron can actually watch the tape.




