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AZDuck

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

PurpleJ

Try Taco Bell.

RaceBannon

Did someone say Monte Carlo?

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

Did someone say Monte Carlo?

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

Axe @thechatch.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

Pro tip: Steal things when you can't afford them.

Purple_Pills

AZDuck said:

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

The "poors" that visit Monaco generally private jet off to Courchevel or mega yaucht off to Nice, Cannes, or St. Tropez for a snack. To save money take your white child to a used GM car lot and have a picnic between a Monte Carlo and a Grand Prix.

Baseman

AZDuck said:

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

Pics?

DerekJohnson

Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

@AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

dflea

No.

You knew it was going to be that way. Shoulda packed some potted meat in your luggage.

Word on the street is that new lap records will be set this weekend - rather easily. Apparently the hypersoft tires are sticky as fuck.

DeepSeaZ

DerekJohnson said:

Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

@AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?

AZDuck

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

@AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?

I've only got the one, and he's four, which is a good vintage I'm told. I've paid $20 for cocktails in Waikiki but 40€ for a gin and tonic feels excessive. So does 8€ for a packet of "crisps." Italy is 15 minutes away by train, So I'm hoping Ventimiglia is their Tijuana.



Here's the view from the hotel room.

DerekJohnson

AZDuck said:

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

@AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?

I've only got the one, and he's four, which is a good vintage I'm told. I've paid $20 for cocktails in Waikiki but 40€ for a gin and tonic feels excessive. So does 8€ for a packet of "crisps." Italy is 15 minutes away by train, So I'm hoping Ventimiglia is their Tijuana.



Here's the view from the hotel room.

fuckin' A

DerekJohnson

AZDuck said:

Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

I sped read the OP so fast I didn't see his reference to ribs n rickshaw.

So much for originality.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

DeepSeaZ said:

DerekJohnson said:

Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

@AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?

I've only got the one, and he's four, which is a good vintage I'm told. I've paid $20 for cocktails in Waikiki but 40€ for a gin and tonic feels excessive. So does 8€ for a packet of "crisps." Italy is 15 minutes away by train, So I'm hoping Ventimiglia is their Tijuana.



Here's the view from the hotel room.

All this picture is missing is the top shelf hooker you just paid your life savings for.

AZDuck

Seats today with a view of La Rascasse corner and pit row.



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YellowSnow

Grand Pricks sound way classier than FS NASCAR.

AZDuck

Fucking throttled internetz






As co

As cool as I am, I couldn't justify the yachts or a rooftop for the wife and kid @ 1500€ per

PurpleJ

You could have made up the difference by selling your kid into white slavery.

dflea

On Sunday, we'll both be watching the race live. Of course I'll have a shit load of food and booze at my disposal to assist me with getting shit faced and well fed.

I'll post some pics after the race.

If you see Hamilton, hit him with a beer bottle for me.

BleachedAnusDawg

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Did someone say Monte Carlo?

The blue one is a Regal. #Gbodysuperiorityguy