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AZDuck
AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Try Taco Bell.
  • Purple_Pills
    Purple_Pills Member Posts: 2,110
    AZDuck said:

    Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

    The "poors" that visit Monaco generally private jet off to Courchevel or mega yaucht off to Nice, Cannes, or St. Tropez for a snack. To save money take your white child to a used GM car lot and have a picnic between a Monte Carlo and a Grand Prix.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    AZDuck said:

    Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

    Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

    No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

    Pics?
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,416 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

    @AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


    If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

    Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?
    I've only got the one, and he's four, which is a good vintage I'm told. I've paid $20 for cocktails in Waikiki but 40€ for a gin and tonic feels excessive. So does 8€ for a packet of "crisps." Italy is 15 minutes away by train, So I'm hoping Ventimiglia is their Tijuana.



    Here's the view from the hotel room.
    fuckin' A
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,416 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    Does anyone know where to get a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling your eldest child into white slavery?

    Roman Polanski made me an offer in exchange for a plate of steak frites and a 1977 Sauterne, but still

    No word on ribs and rickshaw at L'Hirondelle. I'm still trying to work this fucking Minitel piece of shit.

    I sped read the OP so fast I didn't see his reference to ribs n rickshaw.

    So much for originality.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    Our friend AZDuck is asking us a serious question and you apes are acting like jackasses.

    @AZDuck Go to the casino and ask about the ribs n' rickshaw special


    If we're going to start bashing people looking for a halfway decent meal in Monte Carlo during the Grand Prix without selling their eldest child into white slavery, I'm out!

    Wouldn’t you get more money fo the youngest child?
    I've only got the one, and he's four, which is a good vintage I'm told. I've paid $20 for cocktails in Waikiki but 40€ for a gin and tonic feels excessive. So does 8€ for a packet of "crisps." Italy is 15 minutes away by train, So I'm hoping Ventimiglia is their Tijuana.



    Here's the view from the hotel room.
    All this picture is missing is the top shelf hooker you just paid your life savings for.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Fucking throttled internetz






    As co

    As cool as I am, I couldn't justify the yachts or a rooftop for the wife and kid @ 1500€ per
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    On Sunday, we'll both be watching the race live. Of course I'll have a shit load of food and booze at my disposal to assist me with getting shit faced and well fed.

    I'll post some pics after the race.

    If you see Hamilton, hit him with a beer bottle for me.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,227 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2018

    Did someone say Monte Carlo?



    The blue one is a Regal. #Gbodysuperiorityguy
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited May 2018
    I found a real-live no shit grocery store where the prices were just unreasonable instead of insanely usurious. 90€ for a bunch of booze, pate, cheese, charcuterie, bread, and the like.

    Between this and the comped hotel breakfast I think I can survive the Grand Prix without resorting to pandering out my wife and child.

    @dfea, you here? I'm at the Le Meridien on the beach on Avenue Princesse Grace. HMU if you wanna grab a drink.

    And I hate Sebastian Vettel and Ferrari. I'm okay with Hamilton and kind of like Mercedes and any team with a Finn driving for them.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,319 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    I found a real-live no shit grocery store where the prices were just unreasonable instead of insanely usurious. 90€ for a bunch of booze, pate, cheese, charcuterie, bread, and the like.

    Between this and the comped hotel breakfast I think I can survive the Grand Prix without resorting to pandering out my wife and child.

    @dfea, you here? I'm at the Le Meridien on the beach on Avenue Princesse Grace.

    YKW
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    Did someone say Monte Carlo?



    The blue one is a Regal. #Gbodysuperiorityguy
    Chin for first G-body reference on this shithole.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,227 Standard Supporter
    MisterEm said:

    Did someone say Monte Carlo?



    The blue one is a Regal. #Gbodysuperiorityguy
    Chin for first G-body reference on this shithole.
    My first car was a 1987 Buick Turbo T Limited. One of my two dads has an 87 Grand National. Love those cars.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    AZDuck said:

    I found a real-live no shit grocery store where the prices were just unreasonable instead of insanely usurious. 90€ for a bunch of booze, pate, cheese, charcuterie, bread, and the like.

    Between this and the comped hotel breakfast I think I can survive the Grand Prix without resorting to pandering out my wife and child.

    @dfea, you here? I'm at the Le Meridien on the beach on Avenue Princesse Grace. HMU if you wanna grab a drink.

    And I hate Sebastian Vettel and Ferrari. I'm okay with Hamilton and kind of like Mercedes and any team with a Finn driving for them.

    No - I'm too poor for Monaco. I've been to Hockenheim, Spa, and the USGP in Austin. I'm guessing you could do all 3 for about the same cost as Monaco.

    I'd highly recommend going to Spa before the F1 brain trust decides to take it off the schedule. That track is so awesome that I had to see it for myself.

    Red Bull is going to win this race. Give Vettel a big kiss for me.