If you're going to get involved in recruiting these kids on Twitter (hard disapprove), then at least be smart about it.
You need to meticulously craft a Twitter persona of a mind bogglingly hot coed. Since you are probably not already a mind bogglingly hot coed, you'll need to make a fake account. Go pull photos from any anonymous Instagram thot, make sure you have at least several hundred followers, and at least seven months worth of tweet history. Don't go overboard with the bikini shots and professional photos, that's a dead giveaway for a catfish account. Thots in the range of 2,000 to 10,000 followers work best for this project. Bonus points if you lift photos from current UW sorority girls or pose as an incoming freshman. Only then, once you have this well established Twitter persona, should you even begin to consider tweeting at recruits.
And then fucking kill yourself because under no circumstances should you ever be tweeting at high school children. Jesus fucking christ this isn't hard.
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
@Swaye if we miss on Smalls but get two of these will you still be limp in signing day or a halfee?
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
@Swaye if we miss on Smalls but get two of these will you still be limp in signing day or a halfee?
I'd have a good partial chub. We need 6 or 7 ELITE guys this class, and about a dozen or so blue chips (so 5 more top 300 guys added to the ELITES) to give me massive pulsating wood (hi @PurpleThrobber )
Angulo earlier today said UW and ND are battling but USC is lurking.
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."
Well shit we better get one of them. Quite the bold take Angulo
@Swaye if we miss on Smalls but get two of these will you still be limp in signing day or a halfee?
I'd have a good partial chub. We need 6 or 7 ELITE guys this class, and about a dozen or so blue chips (so 5 more top 300 guys added to the ELITES) to give me massive pulsating wood (hi @PurpleThrobber )
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You need to meticulously craft a Twitter persona of a mind bogglingly hot coed. Since you are probably not already a mind bogglingly hot coed, you'll need to make a fake account. Go pull photos from any anonymous Instagram thot, make sure you have at least several hundred followers, and at least seven months worth of tweet history. Don't go overboard with the bikini shots and professional photos, that's a dead giveaway for a catfish account. Thots in the range of 2,000 to 10,000 followers work best for this project. Bonus points if you lift photos from current UW sorority girls or pose as an incoming freshman. Only then, once you have this well established Twitter persona, should you even begin to consider tweeting at recruits.
And then fucking kill yourself because under no circumstances should you ever be tweeting at high school children. Jesus fucking christ this isn't hard.
Save the AIDS for the boreds
Also said... "Don’t hold me to this but if I had to make a guess right now I’d say UW gets one or two out of Johnny Wilson, Jalen McMillan, Gary Bryant, Jr.. and Rome Odunze."