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DDY Fast Strategy White Head Coach Hall of Fame

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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,796
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    So, doing the math for you losers:

    CA - 15.5 players per Tier I&II programs
    TX - 7 players
    FL - 3.8 players
    GA - 2.4 players
    OH - 1.5 players

    I bolded it so you idiots could get the point.

    People are stupid. Also, thanks Larry Scott FS and FS Pac 12 ADS/marketing departments. It's why kids are leaving the WC in droves.
    THIRTY PERCENT OF OUR FOUR+ STARS LEAVE THE REGION.

    THIRTY.

    If this isn't a fucking crisis, I don't know what the fuck is.
    If an sec kid doesn't go to the home town school he and his family are shamed forever.

    When kids from the West leave everyone says shit like "he's just gotta do what's best for him"
    You are an ASU fan. You wouldn’t understand.
    Huh

    I'm saying the fans suck out west and let kids leave pac land
    "You play to win the game" " Why is knowledge" that's why kids leave the pac-12 lol. Incompetence starts from the top (Hi Larry) and works its way down to every basically every AD and coach in the conference.
    I don't need your teenage philosophy

    The pac sucks because the entire south part of the conference decided to be shitty at the same time.

    And Stanford being good throws everything way out of whack

    How do you get good players? Wow by relating to teenagers!!1!!
    Winning helps a lot
    Oh really? I hadn't thought of that!
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    puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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    edited April 2018
    Baseman said:

    The dearth of non white head coaches in college football requires cultural appropriation white head coaches who coach fast strategy Black players better than the rest. Why this is needed is a discussion for another time. This post will deal with the reality we face.

    The white fast strategy coach is like a Black coach in that he is known as a "great recruiter" who "rolls the ball out and lets them play". Maybe not a great Xs and Os coach but relates to the kids and is a players coach. Often know for swaggy behavior that is embarrassing to adults but the kids really like it.

    You have your fast strategy white coaches who can't seem to win anything like Lane Kiffin or Rick Neuheisel but getting mentioned by Lil Wayne should at least get Kiffin honorable mention. Kliff Klingsbury is on the hot seat.

    Who is on Mount Rushmore?

    Jimmy Johnson

    The GOAT. He finished the work that Schnellenberger started in turning a sleepy white Miami University into the center of hip hop, recruiting violations, and championship football by recruiting anyone that could play regardless of academics or criminal record with a promise of a fast track to the NFL. He enjoyed beating the blue bloods and the whitest of the white Notre Dame got his particular scorn.

    Barry Switzer

    Barry is second because Jimmy beat him like a rented mule. Not many others could say the same. Barry took over OU when Chuck Fairbanks left to Colorado and Barry ended up hanging 84 on old Chuck. Barry took all the best players from under Darryl Royal's nose and beat him with them. Barry knew Sooner fans wanted national titles or else and coached and recruited accordingly. He played Black quarterbacks earlier than most.

    Bobby Bowden

    Bobby said he made it a point to never drive past the players parking lot. Bobby knew he had to beat Miami. Bobby turned FSU into Miami.

    John McKay

    People forget that McKay started a Black QB in the 60's as well as a double murderer Heisman winner.


    Bill McCartney, Don James, and others were among those solid white coaches who went fast strategy late to get an elusive National Title. Chris Petersen may be the next one

    Dont even know where you were going with this race. Sorry but for lack of a better word this is stupid.

    Hey I'm race I watched college football back in the day like Pup and 2, but what are u fucking talking about?
    BTW, Rick won a rose bowl. This program really needed one. Kiffin doesnt belong in same sentence. The legends you speak of were great coaches but just ain't seeing point of post...but what a new?
    Go ahead and take the rest of the night year off.
    Base you've already taken the year off, the only one you've been at HH.
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    puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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    edited April 2018

    Seems the odds are that if Dabo stays at Clempson for a while longer, he will win another NT. 2 NTs at Clempson (i.e., Tier II school) would have to get a coach into Mt Rushmore consideration would it not?

    J Smith could win the ACC @ north Carolina. What a shit conference
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,796
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    So, doing the math for you losers:

    CA - 15.5 players per Tier I&II programs
    TX - 7 players
    FL - 3.8 players
    GA - 2.4 players
    OH - 1.5 players

    I bolded it so you idiots could get the point.

    People are stupid. Also, thanks Larry Scott FS and FS Pac 12 ADS/marketing departments. It's why kids are leaving the WC in droves.
    THIRTY PERCENT OF OUR FOUR+ STARS LEAVE THE REGION.

    THIRTY.

    If this isn't a fucking crisis, I don't know what the fuck is.
    If an sec kid doesn't go to the home town school he and his family are shamed forever.

    When kids from the West leave everyone says shit like "he's just gotta do what's best for him"
    You are an ASU fan. You wouldn’t understand.
    Huh

    I'm saying the fans suck out west and let kids leave pac land
    "You play to win the game" " Why is knowledge" that's why kids leave the pac-12 lol. Incompetence starts from the top (Hi Larry) and works its way down to every basically every AD and coach in the conference.
    I don't need your teenage philosophy

    The pac sucks because the entire south part of the conference decided to be shitty at the same time.

    And Stanford being good throws everything way out of whack

    How do you get good players? Wow by relating to teenagers!!1!!
    Wrong


    By giving them cash and hookers and assuring them they don't have to do schoolwork you dumb fuck
    That works too.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,600
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    Can't be expected to beat the San Diego States of the world
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,863
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    Spurrier and Bobby Bowden are on the Mt. Rushmore of white boys coaching up the bruthas.

    Jimmy Johnson, Bowden, Spurrier and Switzer.

    John McKay should probably get a plaque because he taught the Bear about the value of the fast, dark skinned ones.

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,405
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    I thought of Spurrier too but Danny Weurfell...................
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,405
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    Osborne was actually who I meant when I put McCartney in honorable mention as a white coach who went to the fast side to win a title. Osborne is the poster boy for that

    He could go 11-2 in his sleep with roided out white boys but he had to go fast strategy to beat the Florida schools and Oklahoma

    He doesn't make the mount because he just did it at the end like our own Don James
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,951
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    Osborne was actually who I meant when I put McCartney in honorable mention as a white coach who went to the fast side to win a title. Osborne is the poster boy for that

    He could go 11-2 in his sleep with roided out white boys but he had to go fast strategy to beat the Florida schools and Oklahoma

    He doesn't make the mount because he just did it at the end like our own Don James

    Yeah, but boy did he finish skrong. 2.5 NT's to James' and Promise Keeper's .5 NT's each. And he was at fucking Nebraska so the distance to FS recruiting country was even mor that Switzer at Oklahomo.

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