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Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

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  • BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
    edited February 2019

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
  • DoogCouricsDoogCourics Member Posts: 5,739
    Meek said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    "Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

    But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.






    looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o


    Criminally underchinned


  • SourcesSources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,980 Founders Club

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
    You'll make a great cuck one day.
  • animateanimate Member Posts: 4,237
    Pakola is claimed 6'5" which means he's really around 6'3"-6'3.5"

    That pic shows Danny hammers to be a comfortable 6'1", at least
  • BeerThirtyBeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465

    Ever heard of angles?

    in the outfield?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,403 Founders Club
    guntlove said:


    I fucking told you.
    Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.
    "fucking mongoloid" is the best shit I have ever read and it is going in the rotation immediately.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,403 Founders Club

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    I cannot stop laffing....
  • BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735



    You can fuck right the fuck off if you think Tom Cruise is any shorter than six feet tall! Look at him towering over Nicole Kidman, and she's a gotdamned giraffe! I've seen Days of Thunder 37 times, and the proof is in every fucking scene. Except that one scene, but he'd just done a bunch of heavy squats, which is about the stupidest fucking thing to do for those of you who are too retarded to not already know that shit.

    Fuck off!

    Weak.
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Y

    Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

    When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

    "When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"
    I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed. ;)
    U know the rules. Pic or gtfo
  • DawgFaderDawgFader Member Posts: 1,414
    Meek said:

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    "Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

    But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.






    looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o

    Hammer looks like a bigger version of another Poly Stud.



    While Henry kinda rolling out a vibe more like this.




  • MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

    Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

    There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
    Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
    Sweet...All I need is an adjustment and I can be 6'5"...hells yes
    I want to be 6'3"... maybe I wouldn't have been suddenly seniored with 2+ years of eligibility.

    How do I sign up?
  • AEBAEB Member Posts: 2,972
    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.
  • AEBAEB Member Posts: 2,972

    AEB said:

    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

    All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.
    This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.
  • AEBAEB Member Posts: 2,972

    AEB said:

    AEB said:

    Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

    All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.
    This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.
    3 to 2
    Everybody knows it’s a process. Everybody knows that.
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