Has anyone inquired of @Khaleesi on whether she wants in on this orgy planningsexual tension playful banter?
We can't have @Khaleesi come here right now. With two women present we are at our limit for juvenile hijinx. One more chick and this place fucking assplodes.
You disappoint me sir. I thought if anyone on this board could juggle multiple women it would be you.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters. 1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye 2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs 3. Always flag Hondo posts 4. ???? 5. Profit.
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.
Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.
Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.
I'm picturing Cousin Eddie now. Rubber sheets and gerbils too? My real name does happen to be Katherine.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters. 1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye 2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs 3. Always flag Hondo posts 4. ???? 5. Profit.
Only pancakes from @Swaye are unacceptable? All other forms of food are safe?
I will decline all PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs and flag all Hondo posts. Good looking out.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters. 1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye 2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs 3. Always flag Hondo posts 4. ???? 5. Profit.
Only pancakes from @Swaye are unacceptable? All other forms of food are safe?
I will decline all PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs and flag all Hondo posts. Good looking out.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
oh, he'll school you, alright
Just do this, it'll scare him in a non-arousing way:
Jeezus. That horrific Kars for Kids commercial is playing in the background and this CHUD's eyewinks are working in perfect unison to the beat.
Has anyone inquired of @Khaleesi on whether she wants in on this orgy planningsexual tension playful banter?
We can't have @Khaleesi come here right now. With two women present we are at our limit for juvenile hijinx. One more chick and this place fucking assplodes.
You disappoint me sir. I thought if anyone on this board could juggle multiple women it would be you.
I am quite used to disappointing women, which is one of the chief reasons I switched over to @dnc many years ago.
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.
Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.
May I attend your class? I have this new one that makes me go to fondue parties so I need lessons on how to get out of the fondue parties while ensuring she still lets me see her naked. TIA.
This is a thing? People actually have fondue parties? I would suggest a different chick or more alcohol. Or both...... "This new one" definitely got an A in Chick 101 because she somehow gets you to these lame ass things for some hopefully not-so-lame ass. Not sure the class will help you much.
Are you volunteering? I must warn you, I like role play, safe words, and wombats.
I'm picturing Cousin Eddie now. Rubber sheets and gerbils too? My real name does happen to be Katherine.
Nailed it. lulz.
So, um, I assume this means Cousin Eddie is a MASSIVE turn on?
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters. 1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye 2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs 3. Always flag Hondo posts 4. ???? 5. Profit.
Only pancakes from @Swaye are unacceptable? All other forms of food are safe?
I will decline all PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs and flag all Hondo posts. Good looking out.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
Quick poonters. 1. Never accept pancakes from @Swaye 2. Never accept PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs 3. Always flag Hondo posts 4. ???? 5. Profit.
I just effed that post all up. I think I'm gonna need a HCH 101 class if I'm gonna hang out with you all. @Swaye, you can help me with that, right? Chick 101 for HCH 101?
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I will decline all PMs from @TierbsHsotBoobs and flag all Hondo posts. Good looking out.
Fondue is delicious!
We're like techies
It's really kind of spooky.