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Too White to Win (now enhanced with an evolutionary biology lecture!)

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    Ivory tower fag DDY, is also the best DDY.
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    I love how Dennis chins his own poasts, it's something only a gay man would do.

    Self chinning is the epitome of fast strategy.
    Stop plagiarism my shit fucko.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    I love how Dennis chins his own poasts, it's something only a gay man would do.

    You yankoff right? Does that make you gay? I would chin my shiet if I could.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    It's almost as if this thread is laden with sexual innuendoes.
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457

    Somewhere in the distance I hear the bells ring
    Darkness settles on the town as the children start to sing
    And the lady 'cross the street she shuts out the night
    A cast of thousands waiting as she turns out the light

    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white to win
    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white

    London boys are gazing, girls go hand in hand
    A pocket full of innocence, the entrance is grand
    The queen of the dream stands before them all
    She stretches out her hand as the curtain starts to fall

    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white to win
    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white

    Standing by the trapdoor aware of me and you
    The actor and the clown—they're waiting for their cue
    And there's a lady over there. She's acting pretty cool
    But when it comes to playing life she always plays the fool

    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white to win
    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white

    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white to win
    But we're too white, too white, too white
    Too white

    Neil Sedaka?
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    Bottom line: We need more blue-hued blacks.

    Case closed. Simple fact.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club

    This is also - by the way (looking at you @TierbsHsotBoobs) - why recruiting probably matters MORE for Pete than any other coach.

    Recruiting is really two different things:
    1. The ability to identify talent.
    2. The ability to sell those people on coming to your school.

    Recruiting matters more in both cases for Pete because... if his appeals don't work as much with FS black kids, and the majority of recruits are FS black kids, we are going to need to hit at a MUCH HIGHER rate than average with the kids we recruit.

    It's fine if Pete wants to only recruit OKG types, slow strategy whiteys or whatever... but given that those players are only going to be about 30% of the players in CFB, we better fucking identify them correctly and convert.

    It can be done, but we are self-handicapping on the front end to get back end results. It's a strategy, that's for sure.


  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club

    This is also - by the way (looking at you @TierbsHsotBoobs) - why recruiting probably matters MORE for Pete than any other coach.

    Recruiting is really two different things:
    1. The ability to identify talent.
    2. The ability to sell those people on coming to your school.

    Recruiting matters more in both cases for Pete because... if his appeals don't work as much with FS black kids, and the majority of recruits are FS black kids, we are going to need to hit at a MUCH HIGHER rate than average with the kids we recruit.

    It's fine if Pete wants to only recruit OKG types, slow strategy whiteys or whatever... but given that those players are only going to be about 30% of the players in CFB, we better fucking identify them correctly and convert.

    It can be done, but we are self-handicapping on the front end to get back end results. It's a strategy, that's for sure.

    Seriously though @Dennis_DeYoung - how do you modify the sales pitch for FAST STRATEGY? Do you tell kids it's not the hardest thing they will ever do? Do you say look at all the dudes where are starting to pun in the League? More swag? My cracker ass doesn't know the answer.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    This is also - by the way (looking at you @TierbsHsotBoobs) - why recruiting probably matters MORE for Pete than any other coach.

    Recruiting is really two different things:
    1. The ability to identify talent.
    2. The ability to sell those people on coming to your school.

    Recruiting matters more in both cases for Pete because... if his appeals don't work as much with FS black kids, and the majority of recruits are FS black kids, we are going to need to hit at a MUCH HIGHER rate than average with the kids we recruit.

    It's fine if Pete wants to only recruit OKG types, slow strategy whiteys or whatever... but given that those players are only going to be about 30% of the players in CFB, we better fucking identify them correctly and convert.

    It can be done, but we are self-handicapping on the front end to get back end results. It's a strategy, that's for sure.

    Seriously though @Dennis_DeYoung - how do you modify the sales pitch for FAST STRATEGY? Do you tell kids it's not the hardest thing they will ever do? Do you say look at all the dudes where are starting to pun in the League? More swag? My cracker ass doesn't know the answer.
    I don't know the message because I'm not in sales, but selling concepts like "come here and drop dimes and be a playa" and "this shit is going to be hard" are not mutually exclusive messages. They can be combined together, in some way, into a tailored approach based on individual recruits.
    Well if there's no mutual exclusivity, then we just need to fuck better. Winning more + better sales people will lead to more fucking. How'd we do with Fast Strategy recruiting in the early 90's the last time we were kicking ass on a regular basis?
  • RhythmicSlappingDawg
    RhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176
    edited January 2018
    Our NFL guys swag out too. Kevin King, John Ross, Danny "Hawaiian" Shelton, Sid, Mickens (lol) and Peters. Use them as examples. Budda doesn't swag out but he is a helluva player.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    whlinder said:

    OK, one thing we CANNOT do is change the FS acronym. It does NOT mean Fast Strategy.

    There are multiple FS's
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,217 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    OK, one thing we CANNOT do is change the FS acronym. It does NOT mean Fast Strategy.

    What about zie SS?


  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    It's almost as if a Stanford gets more smart kids than UW and a Stanford Degree has cachet.