Oregon Gets Cristoballed

Gladstone

bananasnblondes said:

To be fair, he did have one good year at FIU before being fired and then demoted twice by Bama

bro how could you forget 2010 and his 7-6 campaign. he even beat willie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIU_Panthers_football_team#Schedule

dang

dnc

BaldwinIV said:

held hostage by a recruiting class

spectacular failure at FI fucking U

Can the past 10 days be any better for UW?

holy shit

Is the class even going to be that special though? Surely they're losing the Florida kids to #FearTheSpear. Without them doesn't the class fall to good but not great, even assuming they get TreShaun and Lenzy back in the boat?

AZDuck

the high level of hubris on this bored bodes well for Oregon.

Also, not comparing Cristo's Balls to Carroll, don't twist.

CuntWaffle

AZDuck said:

Save the class, keep (most of) the band together, he gets three years.

I hope he gets 6-10

AZDuck

CuntWaffle said:

AZDuck said:

Save the class, keep (most of) the band together, he gets three years.

I hope he gets 6-10

If he lasts that long, he's winning.

dflea

AZDuck said:

the high level of hubris on this bored bodes well for Oregon.

Also, not comparing Cristo's Balls to Carroll, don't twist.

I'm sure you'll take anything you can get at this point.

I mean college football team performance always depends on the chat on the opponent's bulletin bored.

UO looking good!

GrundleStiltzkin

AZDuck said:

the high level of hubris on this bored bodes well for Oregon.

Also, not comparing Cristo's Balls to Carroll, don't twist.

@OregonRace and @OregoniDawg (who?) would be gathering arms and heading into the hills about now. @OregonGrundle would be somewhere in between. Unless your Phil Knight, you've got zero chinfluence on the situation, might as well make the best of it and keep the misery out of the rest of your life.

On its face, this is a mediocre hire.

CuntWaffle

AZDuck said:

CuntWaffle said:

AZDuck said:

Save the class, keep (most of) the band together, he gets three years.

I hope he gets 6-10

If he lasts that long, he's winning.

Or recruits and players are signing a petition to not fire him

Gladstone

the high level of hubris on this bored bodes well for Oregon.

AZDuck

There were no rabbits in any hats. Tags fucked us.

Kaepsknee

Respect the Siete of the South muthafuckahs!!!!

PurpleBaze

Duck tears, schadenfreude, nuff said on that...

CuntWaffle

https://twitter.com/cfbmatrix/status/939173456989450240

dongman

I'm waiting for Mossters breakdown before I judge.

BleachedAnusDawg

Because hiring a coach based on what the players want and the hope of keeping one recruiting class in place isn't fucktarded.

I thought Oregon was supposed to be a destination jerb? Mike Leach would've been a better hire.

DerekJohnson

dongman said:

I'm waiting for Mossters mental breakdown before I judge.

fixed that for you

AZDuck

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Because hiring a coach based on what the players want and the hope of keeping one recruiting class in place isn't fucktarded.

I thought Oregon was supposed to be a destination jerb? Mike Leach would've been a better hire.

No, Leach would mean that Oregon is dead and buried as a program.

CW in Oregon circles is that Oregon wants a strong recruiter.

CuntWaffle

Maybe Cristobal can bring home a coveted Little Caesars pizza bowl trophy to Eugene like he did at FIU.

Kaepsknee

AZDuck said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Because hiring a coach based on what the players want and the hope of keeping one recruiting class in place isn't fucktarded.

I thought Oregon was supposed to be a destination jerb? Mike Leach would've been a better hire.

No, Leach would mean that Oregon is dead and buried as a program.

CW in Oregon circles is that Oregon wants a strong recruiter.

So it's all about the Sizzle even if the steak tastes like a combat boot then?

IPukeOregonGrellow

If they can keep Adrian Jackson, Shough, Stephens and Holland plus get Treshaun Harrison to re-up it's making the best of a bad situation. If they can keep Leavitt, that's the icing. If they can't, they better start thinking about who the DC will be.