Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

Your_Mom

The other great doogism is "How can you say Mora can't beat Oregon, they haven't even played yet!"

Your_Mom

Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".

CuntWaffle

Your_Mom said:

Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".

Pressing badly.

Your_Mom

CuntWaffle said:

Your_Mom said:

Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".

Pressing badly.

Oh dude, that is an awesome doogism. Nothing like a doogism and an over used cliche all at once.

Nice job.

Your_Mom

Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"

RoadDawg55

Your_Mom said:

Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"

Your_Mom has reached IMALOSER territory in this thread, because he is IMALOSER.

Your_Mom

RoadDawg55 said:

Your_Mom said:

Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"

Your_Mom has reached IMALOSER territory in this thread, because he is IMALOSER.

I love doogisms that are 100% wrong. They are awesome. I'm gonna have to give you the best rating for that possible. I'm sure others will pile on soon as well.

Your_Mom

One of the other best doogisms is "UW sucks because Seattle is full of pussies that don't demand more".

Your_Mom

Then there is this one: "I love this program so much I want it to go 0-12 for its own good because that is the only way all of the fan's that don't get it will finally wake up and realize that our coach is shitty and our AD is shitty and then I'll feel like such an internet winner!"

ApostleofGrief

Coach X is just like Don James

ApostleofGrief

One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."

dnc

ApostleofGrief said:

One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."

midgets

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ApostleofGrief said:

One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."

I still see this excuse for Sark. "How can you blame Sark? Did he throw that interception? Did he miss that tackle? Did he tell his special teams to suck? Did he miss that Field Goal? That's what I thought".

topdawgnc

We didn't want him anyway

tracker

Don't know where it fits but, "RaceBannon and his minions" has got to be included somewhere.

dhdawg

every shitty lineman we sign is the next emptermann, every 4/5* big bodied WR is the next Reggie and every small WR is the next Mario Bailey

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I see this one: "If poster x keeps posting, I'm leaving!! He's so negative!"

I'm sure some of those are Kim's fake handles, but some are real. Those pussies must not go on the internet much beyond email and kiro.com.

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Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I see this one: "If poster x keeps posting, I'm leaving!! He's so negative!"

I'm sure some of those are Kim's fake handles, but some are real. Those pussies must not go on the internet much beyond email and kiro.com.

That is a Kim fake name, Krisvashon, Section14AFS all over again.

DugtheDoog

I also love it when Kim scolds his paying customers for being too negative and the rest of the thread is devoted to a bunch of pussies thanking him for chastising everyone.

WedgwoodDawg

Mad_Son said:

You have never coached at this level have you?

That. Is a brentsfs registered trademark.