Vol fans convinced Petersen is heading to Tennessee

Swaye

RockyBottom said:

Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.

Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?

Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.

Your name is fine. If you stick around we will make lots of fun of it with gay jokes like RockyPowerBottom and other funsies.

If you just hired Schiano you should become a fan of UW. We just spent 15 years in the abyss. You don't want to do that. Find another team on an upward trajectory and go for it.

Swaye

RockyBottom said:

Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.

Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?

Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.

Also get an avatar or I'm going to get you that rifle.

Edwin_Bambino

RockyBottom said:

Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.

Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?

Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.

Speaking from one college fan to another you DO NOT want our OC. He would set you back another five years.

But serious question, where do you go from here on the coaching front if Schiano ends up not going through?

Gladstone

Would be pretty cool to see fans say "fuck you" to the AD and get a shit hire canceled. They are kindred spirits to us in a sense.

I can only imagine our war against the doogs of UWDP and doogman if we hired Schiano.

Swaye

Gladstone said:

Would be pretty cool to see fans say "fuck you" to the AD and get a shit hire canceled. They are kindred spirits to us in a sense.

I can only imagine our war against the doogs of UWDP and doogman if we hired Schiano.

The thing is their fanbase is actually legit and 80 percent of them are pissed off and setting shit on fire. When Ty was hired 80 percent of our loser tard fanbase was like "cool, we finally got a black guy so this should all work out because diversity and stuff plus he looks serious and chocolate milk tastes good and stuff."

I stand with Vols.

RockyBottom

My sister lives in Seattle so if it's Schiano I guess I've got a reason to support UW - at least until Schiano's house is lit on fire or some hillbilly kidnaps him and makes him squeal like a pig, Deliverance-style. Either way, it would be a fun ride to watch winning football again - it's been so long. If Schiano is hired theres no way he stays more than 2-3 years.

I'd imagine he wouldn't even feel very safe doing the "Vol Walk" before games. Knoxville would destroy this man. The Rock alone should be enough to make this man stay far, far away from Knoxville. You can't buy enough protection to make you feel safe around that many Vol fans. Seriously if this man has a wife and family, I don't care how much Haslam offered him - he is putting his family's life in danger if he accepts the job.

All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.

Swaye

RockyBottom said:

My sister lives in Seattle so if it's Schiano I guess I've got a reason to support UW - at least until Schiano's house is lit on fire or some hillbilly kidnaps him and makes him squeal like a pig, Deliverance-style. Either way, it would be a fun ride to watch winning football again - it's been so long. If Schiano is hired theres no way he stays more than 2-3 years.

I'd imagine he wouldn't even feel very safe doing the "Vol Walk" before games. Knoxville would destroy this man. The Rock alone should be enough to make this man stay far, far away from Knoxville. You can't buy enough protection to make you feel safe around that many Vol fans. Seriously if this man has a wife and family, I don't care how much Haslam offered him - he is putting his family's life in danger if he accepts the job.

All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.

It looks like the fan pressure is working. You might dodge this bullet. Get an avatar. Stick around. We like people who hint at killing coaches without actually saying it. Subtle.

CuntWaffle

Vol fans are going apeshit. This is hilarious, they might actually get Schiano fired before he even starts haha.

PatHadenFS

RockyBottom said:

All things considered though... this must be a red herring placed by UTAD to make us feel better about our real hire... who will no doubt be just as disappointing, but with a less checkered history than Schiano.

The fuck, you been reading my playbook?

I leaked Peterman's name all over LA a few days before hiring Sark. You wouldn't believe how thrilled everyone was when we made the announcement, people were speechless.

phineas

RockyBottom said:

Guys I tried to pick a fitting name for my username for this board. It appears even I have failed at that. Should have picked Rocky Hell.

Seriously, I hope you guys are enjoying this. I have no fucking idea what's going on, came back from eating and doing laundry to find reports of Schiano being hired. I'm hoping this was some epic troll job or smokescreen, but my goodness... I have so many questions... like does anyone have a rifle I can borrow? Or maybe some scissors so I can give myself a vasectomy?

Fuck everything. I'd prefer your OC than this douche nozzle.

You should stick around. No one knows how to be miserable losers better than us.