Doing Doog's work. Cinc Raisens, The U edition.

89ute

https://www.canesinsight.com/thread/5-reasons-beat-saturday/126475

TierbsHsotBoobs

Wow, there have been some pretty strange posts on the site over the years but this one might take the cake. What in the holy eff is this guy talking about?

GrundleStiltzkin

Bingo
Getting into that jazz cabbage in Washington a little early today I see.

GrundleStiltzkin

Chinspired work

EwaDawg

Just another Utah fan trying to make Washington look bad.


Good job.

TierbsHsotBoobs

This guy gets it:


I can't wait to read the OP's thread about the traditional pineapple cup rivalry against Hawaii next week.

NorwegianHusky

"I will punch any of my fellow mods in the throat if they axe this thread" - one guy who actually got the joke.

I am a little disappointed you didn't manage to spell DWAGS right even once.

AZDuck

On the hole they seem like a pretty festive bunch

creepycoug

Jazz cabbage. Going in to the rotation.

AZDuck

EDIT: holy fuck, someone poasted this:

Oh my,.. How thoughtless of us fans!.. We been laughing so hard at you, not knowing where you're going, or, who youre playing,.. We completely forgot to educate you about our elevation! Were about 7-10 ft above sea level (if your standing on a hill)!

Doog_de_Jour

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

Bread

Worth mentioning we are 1-0 in Florida this year. Go Dwags!

PurpleBaze

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

They may have a few cool fans. Just remember that @creepycoug is a Canes fan... 'nuff said.

creepycoug

PurpleBaze said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

They may have a few cool fans. Just remember that @creepycoug is a Canes fan... 'nuff said.

That only adds to the cool factor.

PS: I'm ordering a turnover chain. Classy chit.

NorwegianHusky

Some Asshole said:

IDK what's more concerning, that he referred to Utah as "The U", or the fact that he managed to find his way to CANES INSIGHT and still post about Utah... do you not see the green and orange logo? ACC scores at the top? And bruh, John Ross III not IIII played for Washington.... last year and is in the NFL now. WOW

Lmao. This is a goldmine.

Some Other Asshole said:

BTW, be on the lookout for some bewildered guy in Husky gear at the game against Virginia this weekend. If he shows , the man isn’t buying his own drinks!

Greatest post since the DBC Meltdown. This is almost worthy of the Canes Ring Of Honor.

We should raid the Huskies message board and tell them.

They're gonna be really confused over at doogmoon. Or not. This might be a regular occurence over there for all I know.

AZDuck

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

I felt that way about Miami until I watched "The U" ESPN 30 for 30. Hands down the best sports documentary I have ever seen

89ute

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

That's actually the work of @dhdawg, I copied his Fresno 5 reasons but I did change the roman numerals on Josh Ross. I liked IIII better.

... unless he copied it from someone else?

Doog_de_Jour

AZDuck said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

I felt that way about Miami until I watched "The U" ESPN 30 for 30. Hands down the best sports documentary I have ever seen

That was really fantastic though difficult to watch as I can't stand Dan Le Batard. The fact that they glossed over how Miami shared the national title with the Huskies pissed me off too. Still, I really appreciated learning about Howard Schnellenberger and Jimmy Johnson's time there (being on the Gen X-Millennial cusp my memories of Jimmy only really stretch back to his time with the Cowboys).

AZDuck

I'm not a Dan LeBatard fan either, but the Luther Campbell parts were pure fucking gold. Obviously ignoring UW's share of the 1991 title didn't really bother me at all.

Howard Schellenberger was a genius, and should be a role model to us all.

Doog_de_Jour

AZDuck said:

I'm not a Dan LeBatard fan either, but the Luther Campbell parts were pure fucking gold. Obviously ignoring UW's share of the 1991 title didn't really bother me at all.

Howard Schellenberger was a genius, and should be a role model to us all.

OMG, I forgot about the Luther Campbell stuff. OK, that was really entertaining.

Bread

89ute said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Bravo @89ute. "Tray Adams", "Vita Virta" and "Josh Ross IIII" made me laugh like an idiot hyena.

I must say, I loathe Miami, but after seeing their fans' response to your post I may have to rethink that opinion.

That's actually the work of @dhdawg, I copied his Fresno 5 reasons but I did change the roman numerals on Josh Ross. I liked IIII better.

... unless he copied it from someone else?

Plagiarism? I don't know the rules here, but in most communities that is a TOS violation.