In defense of Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs

Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.

Swaye

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

A cross country trip in mom's station wagon?

MrsPetersen

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.

How did you guess I did after the 1st quarter game was over

Mad_Son

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

I'm going to assume you mean scallops.

Mosster47

Mad_Son said:

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

I'm going to assume you mean scallops.

He's new to whitedom, give him time.

Swaye

Mad_Son said:

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

I'm going to assume you mean scallops.

Yeah...that's probably what they were...I was sort of drunk on champagne...another white person/country club thing. I knew it started with an S. Shit was good. Servers carried them around on platters. I think you were supposed to take one...I slid a handful off and the guy serving them just looked at me like I was a loser. But I had the scallions scallops, so who's the loser now? Victory!

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.

Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?

BearsWiin

If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately

PurpleThrobber

MrsPetersen said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.

How did you guess I did after the 1st quarter game was over

We know this because your hubby was getting a post-game blow job from JSFS.

Swaye

BearsWiin said:

If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately

You just ruined Sven's surprise.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

BearsWiin said:

If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately

You just ruined Sven's surprise.

He's right, you know

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.

Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?

Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.

backthepack

Mosster47 said:

Mad_Son said:

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

I'm going to assume you mean scallops.

He's new to whitedom, give him time.

He needs more tim.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously though, when is the wedding?

I have travel to arrange.

She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.

Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?

Damn man, she has some hot friends. All from money too. Bunch of sorority sisters from the horse folks out in Leesburg. You degenerates can go full wedding crashers at this thing.

I see what @PurpleThrobber did and I agree.

whlinder

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?

Swaye

whlinder said:

Swaye said:

Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.

hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?

Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.

AZDuck

fuck golf. Stay strong, red man

Swaye

AZDuck said:

fuck golf. Stay strong, red man

It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:



So far CLS keeps getting me out of his invites by telling him we have other shit planned. She's a good wingman in addition to trained seal.