In defense of Swaye
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Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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A cross country trip in mom's station wagon?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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How did you guess I did after theTierbsHsotBoobs said:Chick flicks and fondue parties are more fun than Husky football.
1st quartergame was over
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I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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He's new to whitedom, give him time.Mad_Son said:
I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
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Yeah...that's probably what they were...I was sort of drunk on champagne...another white person/country club thing. I knew it started with an S. Shit was good. Servers carried them around on platters. I think you were supposed to take one...I slid a handful off and the guy serving them just looked at me like I was a loser. But I had theMad_Son said:
I'm going to assume you mean scallops.Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
scallionsscallops, so who's the loser now? Victory! -
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
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Have you decided which friend of hers you will snort coke off of during the reception yet?Swaye said:
She is already hinting. Her parents actually like me because all she ever tells them is what schools I went to and how I was some war hero pilot...and of course these old rich white people love that shit. No idea I spent years as a coked out burnout fucking AIDS infested tatted sluts before I met their daughter. So yeah, it will probably happen. Love it when wholesome white girls decide to go slumming. The red man marries into money.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously though, when is the wedding?
I have travel to arrange. -
If you get any blankets as wedding gifts, burn them immediately
