Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
You know why
I'm going to have to agree here. We all know jew girls have big titties. Let see them.
Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
Tell him you broke a bone in your hand years ago that didn’t heal right and can’t swing a club without pain but, you’d be happy to drive the cart, man the cooler and the shot glass!
Tell him you broke a bone in your hand years ago that didn’t heal right and can’t swing a club without pain but, you’d be happy to drive the cart, man the cooler and the shot glass!
Best pro tip of the day. Maybe I should tell him I broke my hand giving his daughter the Pimp Hand though. Everything else could stay the same.
I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:
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Figures it's up to me to teach you economics...
He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him
no, no, no. While true, he will try to weaponize his balance sheet in a feeble attempt to remain relevant in his lil Seal pup’s eyes, you’ve got the RezLife secret weapon. Talk about your connection to the earth and shit. Drop a couple Spirit Horse references but, insinuate. He can’t know you talk to your horse. Let him feel your inner passion for a return to traditional Native life. Pro-tip: let him know you’re from a poor tribe with no casino. Start dropping hints progressively how you’ve convinced his lil-Seal to live in a tee-pee. Got an old rusty Ford pickup you can borrow for effect? Maybe hit the animal shelter and see if you can grab a Dingo dog for the back.
Sell it. The goal here is to get him to panic, throw caution to the wind and start throwing Lifestyle your way.
It's really down to keeping him happy becasue he is rich as fuck and I want to get his money, versus the humiliation of dressing like this:
.
Figures it's up to me to teach you economics...
He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him
no, no, no. While true, he will try to weaponize his balance sheet in a feeble attempt to remain relevant in his lil Seal pup’s eyes, you’ve got the RezLife secret weapon. Talk about your connection to the earth and shit. Drop a couple Spirit Horse references but, insinuate. He can’t know you talk to your horse. Let him feel your inner passion for a return to traditional Native life. Pro-tip: let him know you’re from a poor tribe with no casino. Start dropping hints progressively how you’ve convinced his lil-Seal to live in a tee-pee. Got an old rusty Ford pickup you can borrow for effect? Maybe hit the animal shelter and see if you can grab a Dingo dog for the back.
Sell it. The goal here is to get him to panic, throw caution to the wind and start throwing Lifestyle your way.
jeZuZ fukk doogie - sounds like a chick flick you watched on Lifetime Channel...
The true pro tip is appeal to his sense of greed with an insider investment opportunity --
... one of your military contacts is about to get a huge military contract to put kevlar in vests, they need cash for more raw materials before going public.... act like your contact isn't sure Mr Seal's money is good enough...but maybe you can get him in...
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The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
a: abundance.
He didn't get that money by being a dumbfuck, and your coke snorting, stripper fucking ass isn't getting his...
He will occasionally give you false hope just to see if you become subservient or suck up to him...
Maybe you will get a boring speech about the value of hard work
Bottom line: you're violating and desecrating every hole his daughter's got - so fuck him
Sell it. The goal here is to get him to panic, throw caution to the wind and start throwing Lifestyle your way.
The true pro tip is appeal to his sense of greed with an insider investment opportunity --
... one of your military contacts is about to get a huge military contract to put kevlar in vests, they need cash for more raw materials before going public.... act like your contact isn't sure Mr Seal's money is good enough...but maybe you can get him in...