In defense of Swaye
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The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
I'm going to have to agree here. We all know jew girls have big titties. Let see them.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today. -
The cart girls or the bride?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You know whywhlinder said:
The purpose of golf is not to play golf.Swaye said:
Stonewall. Her Dad keeps asking me to play golf but I have no idea how to play golf. Fuckign rich people.whlinder said:
hahahahahahaha. Which one? RTJ? Stonewall? Dominion Valley? Heritage Hunt?Swaye said:Thank you! I didn't want to say anything, but, yeah, melted cheese and The Notebook > Getting ass pounded to a .500 ASU team. Fuck. I was actually at a country club last night - her parents are members. I hated it, but it was way better than watching us lose the Pac12 After Dark. Food was good though. Ever had bacon wrapped scallions? Shit is delightful. White people suck but the rich ones make cool food.
The purpose of golf is to drink, gamble, smoke cigars/weed, and make off color jokes in an environment free of nagging women. (But in an environment with hot cart girls)
You should say you would play but not at some low brow public course like stonewall.
Country clubs do have amazing weddings. I'm sure yours will be amazing. They are fun to crash and photobomb the ceremony. I photobombed some Jewish wedding today.
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getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.
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My family was too poor to ever go to a country club, except to keep the groundsPitchfork51 said:getting trashed off champagne at the country club on easter is a proud family tradition of mine.
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I play golf with my dad in the summers sometimes and it consists of us both hitting shit shots, him trying to give me advice, me not listening to him and telling him to fuck off he's worse than i am, and him yelling at me for talking shit all the while he hits the ball either 300 yards or 2 yards (it's mostly 2 yards).
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If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
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OR IF WE RUN THE FUCKING FOOTBALLRaceBannon said:If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
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RaceBannon said:
If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU
RaceBannon said:If Swaye is still doing coke we beat ASU




