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JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)

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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    Should we go ahead and change the title of this thread? Mods?
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  • Motrboatnsob
    Motrboatnsob Member Posts: 424
    bananasnblondes said:

    Should we go ahead and change the title of this thread? Mods?

    Title suggestions please.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    Motrboatnsob said:

    bananasnblondes said:

    Should we go ahead and change the title of this thread? Mods?

    Title suggestions please.
    Fags, you’re all fags.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    edited July 2020
    Emoterman said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Mooser42 said:

    Q for @sonics1993 ... if you are 26 and you were addicted to MTV at 16, that means you weren’t watching music. So that timeframe means you were addicted to either The Hills, Laguna Beach, or my super sweet 16. Which stupid show were you addicted to and how did that fuel your future in dealing the drugs?

    Being a drug dealer only requires an addiction.

    And no, I didn’t listen to biggie.

    And yes, it’s all about me so Fuck off
    https://youtu.be/ST5AwpbnCGk
    More this...

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYb_8MM1tGQ

    @RatherBeBrewing I raise you oxy, meth and crack addiction and dealing.

    #4
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    mrdoog said:

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that JTT is gone.



    LIFPO

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  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    dnc said:

    mrdoog said:

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that JTT is gone.



    LIFPO

    Is that you?
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
    @RatherBeBrewing i feel like I know you. Do you look like mark degraff or some shit? Blonde one hit wonder with blue eyes. Dreamy as fuck.

    You dropped a pile of blow on a table the size of a bag of sand one time after we just spent a week together in the toughest eastside jail... probably not but I want to believe that’s you.
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,257
    Great news everyone



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  • Motrboatnsob
    Motrboatnsob Member Posts: 424
    edited July 2020
    Eh
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    It's not over for Texas!
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  • ATLDawg
    ATLDawg Member Posts: 89
    Sonic is a great insider. One issue with his biography. They stopped selling dime bags in Washington when I was in high school and i'm 40. Just saying.
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  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    ATLDawg said:

    Sonic is a great insider. One issue with his biography. They stopped selling dime bags in Washington when I was in high school and i'm 40. Just saying.

    Who is they? Stores still sell grams.
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  • dOgmaster
    dOgmaster Member Posts: 589
    ATLDawg said:

    Sonic is a great insider. One issue with his biography. They stopped selling dime bags in Washington when I was in high school and i'm 40. Just saying.

    Prior to legalization I used to grab dime bags on The Ave when in a pinch.
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  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    TommySQC said:

    Canadawg said:

    Great news everyone



    All bad news if true. Oregon outworks UW staff all day long. I just don't understand how you can let your chief rival do this to you. Then kick sand in your face. As a competitor, it would burn my soul. I would go out of my way to fuck them over.

    But thats just me. Not like I'm a Bitcoin millionaire or anything.
    Oregon is the most important game of the season (which won't happen). UW needs to make a statement in that game, like putting up 72(which won't happen). Absolute must win game.
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  • Motrboatnsob
    Motrboatnsob Member Posts: 424
    No one wants to say he’s got a 93 Sonics
    WilburHooksHands said:

    TommySQC said:

    Canadawg said:

    Great news everyone



    All bad news if true. Oregon outworks UW staff all day long. I just don't understand how you can let your chief rival do this to you. Then kick sand in your face. As a competitor, it would burn my soul. I would go out of my way to fuck them over.

    But thats just me. Not like I'm a Bitcoin millionaire or anything.
    why the udub AD doesnt have people cyberattacking oregon coaches social media and recruiting infrastructure all day is a mystery to me
    Where are the raciest text from Cristoballs
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,257
    Its hard to say if things are as bad as they seem in comparison to duck. The entirely of Petersens persona was being low key and real while Cristo is pretty much the opposite. So yeah they will have a better rated class this year most likely but if Lake is following some of the same trends as pete then he might end up with a strong finish.
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  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    When "if" and "might" are brought to a fight, Oregon's t-shirt cannon still wins
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  • DoogWhisperer
    DoogWhisperer Member Posts: 1,035
    Canadawg said:

    Great news everyone



    Canadawg said:

    Great news everyone



    Who is this guy?
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  • ATLDawg
    ATLDawg Member Posts: 89
    dOgmaster said:

    ATLDawg said:

    Sonic is a great insider. One issue with his biography. They stopped selling dime bags in Washington when I was in high school and i'm 40. Just saying.

    Prior to legalization I used to grab dime bags on The Ave when in a pinch.
    I misspoke I was thinking nickel bag.. Apoligies to Sonic the Great!!

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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    greenblood said:

    BeerThirty said:

    WilburHooksHands said:

    TommySQC said:

    Canadawg said:

    Great news everyone



    All bad news if true. Oregon outworks UW staff all day long. I just don't understand how you can let your chief rival do this to you. Then kick sand in your face. As a competitor, it would burn my soul. I would go out of my way to fuck them over.

    But thats just me. Not like I'm a Bitcoin millionaire or anything.
    why the udub AD doesnt have people cyberattacking oregon coaches social media and recruiting infrastructure all day is a mystery to me
    Its baffling that a little shit hole University has such a presence, yet UW just doesn't get it
    Perception is king.

    "You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"

    Right now Mario is Tommy's dad in his prime, and Jimmy is Tommy when he leaves the oil can in the hood.
    A little embarrassed to admit I understood this.

    Who gets to bang 10?
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  • Edwin_Bambino
    Edwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,944
    ATLDawg said:

    dOgmaster said:

    ATLDawg said:

    Sonic is a great insider. One issue with his biography. They stopped selling dime bags in Washington when I was in high school and i'm 40. Just saying.

    Prior to legalization I used to grab dime bags on The Ave when in a pinch.
    I misspoke I was thinking nickel bag.. Apoligies to Sonic the Great!!

    This shit is just a hobby to me
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  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    RatherBeBrewing said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
    @RatherBeBrewing i feel like I know you. Do you look like mark degraff or some shit? Blonde one hit wonder with blue eyes. Dreamy as fuck.

    You dropped a pile of blow on a table the size of a bag of sand one time after we just spent a week together in the toughest eastside jail... probably not but I want to believe that’s you.
    Probably not me. Not sure who Mark Degraff is, but I've been told I look like a young Kirsten Dunst. Then again, I still run into people from the previous decade who recognize me, recount a story that probably happened, but I don't recall them.

    I will say this about crack - it is the most underrated drug there is. Other than heroin, which is just maintenance, it was the substance of choice. All those scare tactics about crackheads, gang wars, and crack babies gave it a bad name. Ruined the name of a fine recreational drug.

    My whole point of bringing this up is that while Sonics has obvious insider info his life story doesn't compute. Even if you were getting weed for free you wouldn't make shit selling dimes and dubs, at least not investing type money. And wanting to launder money at that point? There are dudes who sell a couple of grand of heroin everyday and they've never needed to launder money beyond needing a prepaid card. I would have believed Sonics more if he said he got the money by running around really fast and collecting gold rings.

    Preach! Hard way better than soft, can never get other white boys to do it with me, because of your stated stigma.

    All the "scariest" drugs are the best, though. Meth, heroin, crack ruin people's lives because they are literally Too Much Fun, as DFW's Madame Psychosis put it.
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