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JT Tuimoloau, 5* 2021 DL, Bellevue (Eastside Catholic), WA (Offered 9/22/17)

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  • Motrboatnsob
    Motrboatnsob Member Posts: 424
    Are you trying to say they should do Tiktok videos?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Are you trying to say they should do Tiktok videos?

    Helps China, imo
  • DawgFader
    DawgFader Member Posts: 1,414

    Are you trying to say they should do Tiktok videos?


    Never used it, wouldn’t know but the app definitely has higher than a 3* average.
  • mrdoog
    mrdoog Member Posts: 203

    Washington coaches are having a tough time getting in touch with JTT and his family. Never a great sign and hopefully that can improve later on but it's been a challenge for the Washington coaches. Hard to develop a relationship if you can't talk to him.

    So you are saying the family ghosted UW?
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072

    Remember when @jhfstyle24 said two years ago he was hearing all the EC kids were going out of state?

    And... they did.

    Woosh on me?
  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255
    edited July 2020

    Remember when @jhfstyle24 said two years ago he was hearing all the EC kids were going out of state?

    I would like to point out that #IWasMostlyRight

    Wouldn’t call it batting .1000, but I think it was more original info than the LPT has ever presented on Doogman
  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,257
    Man I hope I'm as tuned in to how teenagers act with there phones when I'm 40.

    I'd be more skeptical about JTT if the whole Smalls thing didn't happen. He's on the D side of the ball as well.
  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255

    Remember when @jhfstyle24 said two years ago he was hearing all the EC kids were going out of state?

    I would like to point out that #IWasMostlyRight

    Wouldn’t call it batting .1000, but I think it was more original info than the LPT has ever presented on Doogman
    I was posting to give you credit not call you out!

    Fuck private schools. Fuck the Eastside. Double fuck Eastside Catholic. They are due for a victory and ruins series.
    Remember when everyone told me to eat shit after that one

    Cuz I remember
  • DoogWhisperer
    DoogWhisperer Member Posts: 1,035
    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Less than it would suck if Emeka ended up at Oklahoma and JTT ended up st Oregon, which sounds like is the most likely scenario at this point
  • Bonedog
    Bonedog Member Posts: 650
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    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Less than it would suck if Emeka ended up at Oklahoma and JTT ended up st Oregon, which sounds like is the most likely scenario at this point
    Suck if they ended up in Pullman
  • insinceredawg
    insinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Not as bad as losing a NBA team with two future hall of famers to Oklahoma
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Not as bad as losing a NBA team with two future hall of famers to Oklahoma
    Disagree. NBA sucks ass
  • DoogWhisperer
    DoogWhisperer Member Posts: 1,035

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Not as bad as losing a NBA team with two future hall of famers to Oklahoma
    Good thing they never won it there.
  • Fear_Boner
    Fear_Boner Member Posts: 808

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Racist Covid hotspot doesn’t sound all that enticing honestly.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Racist Covid hotspot doesn’t sound all that enticing honestly.
    Texas and Gainesville and tallatrashy agree.
  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,230 Founders Club

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Racist Covid hotspot doesn’t sound all that enticing honestly.
    Yet it somehow always is
  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028

    How much would it suck if both he and Emeka ended up in Norman, Oklahoma.

    Less than it would suck if Emeka ended up at Oklahoma and JTT ended up st Oregon, which sounds like is the most likely scenario at this point
    The fuck is wrong with you
  • DoogWhisperer
    DoogWhisperer Member Posts: 1,035
    There needs to be a web conference link sent to those guys. Once they enter the room, they see that Sam, Will, Jabez, Prentice, Jumper, etc all waiting in UW jerseys. Sam and Will hold up jerseys with Emeka and JT’s names on the backs. The usually stoic Jabez looks into the camera, pauses, and simply says... It’s time. Keep the class together. Let’s win multiple championships. Dawgs, baby.” The group gets hyped and chants in unison “Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!”

    Chills...
  • mrdoog
    mrdoog Member Posts: 203
    edited July 2020

    There needs to be a web conference link sent to those guys. Once they enter the room, they see that Sam, Will, Jabez, Prentice, Jumper, etc all waiting in UW jerseys. Sam and Will hold up jerseys with Emeka and JT’s names on the backs. The usually stoic Jabez looks into the camera, pauses, and simply says... It’s time. Keep the class together. Let’s win multiple championships. Dawgs, baby.” The group gets hyped and chants in unison “Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!”

    Chills...

    Woof is right.



  • Beno4Life
    Beno4Life Member Posts: 533
    edited July 2020
    Didn’t we hire his brother so this shit would stop? At this rate, I’ll be shocked if he or Emeka or Calvert choose UW.

    PS: That tweet is from the nation’s #1 RB, who is a tOSU commit. Shocker, I know.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
    @RatherBeBrewing i feel like I know you. Do you look like mark degraff or some shit? Blonde one hit wonder with blue eyes. Dreamy as fuck.

    You dropped a pile of blow on a table the size of a bag of sand one time after we just spent a week together in the toughest eastside jail... probably not but I want to believe that’s you.
    Probably not me. Not sure who Mark Degraff is, but I've been told I look like a young Kirsten Dunst. Then again, I still run into people from the previous decade who recognize me, recount a story that probably happened, but I don't recall them.

    I will say this about crack - it is the most underrated drug there is. Other than heroin, which is just maintenance, it was the substance of choice. All those scare tactics about crackheads, gang wars, and crack babies gave it a bad name. Ruined the name of a fine recreational drug.

    My whole point of bringing this up is that while Sonics has obvious insider info his life story doesn't compute. Even if you were getting weed for free you wouldn't make shit selling dimes and dubs, at least not investing type money. And wanting to launder money at that point? There are dudes who sell a couple of grand of heroin everyday and they've never needed to launder money beyond needing a prepaid card. I would have believed Sonics more if he said he got the money by running around really fast and collecting gold rings.
    This dude - wrong name.




    So I can second the dime bag to millionaire bs. Use to constantly help break down pounds of air sealed weed.

    First time I really figured I was in deeper that originally thought was when I was asked by my supplier to ride. Numerous duffle bags were loaded and when I got in I was handed a 9mm and told the safety was off.

    This dude pushed major weight and was a thousandaire.

    When I left WA I owed him a good amount of money. He told me to get my shit together. The dudes I owed a couple hundred bucks to where the ones sending me death threats

    CSB, I know.
    I came here for JTT choosing tOSU over Washington, and I have a feeling I’m going to leave here with him choosing Oklahoma over Oregon and me and @dirtysouwfdawg re-discovering long lost drug pals.

    Because Sugar Ray kind of looks like me, DSD can PM me for pics to solve this mystery. It might be me. I also look like a douchebag, and I used to make it snow in the Tacoma area a decade ago or so.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 18,029

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
    @RatherBeBrewing i feel like I know you. Do you look like mark degraff or some shit? Blonde one hit wonder with blue eyes. Dreamy as fuck.

    You dropped a pile of blow on a table the size of a bag of sand one time after we just spent a week together in the toughest eastside jail... probably not but I want to believe that’s you.
    Probably not me. Not sure who Mark Degraff is, but I've been told I look like a young Kirsten Dunst. Then again, I still run into people from the previous decade who recognize me, recount a story that probably happened, but I don't recall them.

    I will say this about crack - it is the most underrated drug there is. Other than heroin, which is just maintenance, it was the substance of choice. All those scare tactics about crackheads, gang wars, and crack babies gave it a bad name. Ruined the name of a fine recreational drug.

    My whole point of bringing this up is that while Sonics has obvious insider info his life story doesn't compute. Even if you were getting weed for free you wouldn't make shit selling dimes and dubs, at least not investing type money. And wanting to launder money at that point? There are dudes who sell a couple of grand of heroin everyday and they've never needed to launder money beyond needing a prepaid card. I would have believed Sonics more if he said he got the money by running around really fast and collecting gold rings.
    This dude - wrong name.




    So I can second the dime bag to millionaire bs. Use to constantly help break down pounds of air sealed weed.

    First time I really figured I was in deeper that originally thought was when I was asked by my supplier to ride. Numerous duffle bags were loaded and when I got in I was handed a 9mm and told the safety was off.

    This dude pushed major weight and was a thousandaire.

    When I left WA I owed him a good amount of money. He told me to get my shit together. The dudes I owed a couple hundred bucks to where the ones sending me death threats

    CSB, I know.
    I came here for JTT choosing tOSU over Washington, and I have a feeling I’m going to leave here with him choosing Oklahoma over Oregon and me and @dirtysouwfdawg re-discovering long lost drug pals.

    Because Sugar Ray kind of looks like me, DSD can PM me for pics to solve this mystery. It might be me. I also look like a douchebag, and I used to make it snow in the Tacoma area a decade ago or so.
    Only saving grace of this whole thread.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072

    I also sold drugs. Started off with dubs and eighths, moved on to growing weed, then ecstasy, then blow, and the eventual terminus of heroin. Did it from the time I was 15, through my undergrad, until the eventual conclusion of me being arrested with a half key of blow, a few ounces of heroin, a scale, and a gun. Got to spend a week in jail, learned that I'm pretty good at basketball while wearing flip flops. To answer the obvious question: I never, not even once, raped a fellow inmate. Took me over a year and a lot of lawyer time to get the charges dropped and expunged.

    I wish bitcoin would have existed back then. I invested in nice wheels for my benz, sneakers, couture, and trips for me and my bitches. Very poor rate of return on those. I did have someone that traded me her boyfriend's game worn jersey for an ounce of schwag, I still have the jersey. She signed it for some reason, and needless to say her boyfriend wasn't her boyfriend once he made it in the NFL.

    I think I know what my problem was. I was eight years old when I came to this country, and I came from a place that had indoor toilets. Because of that, instead of striking it rich in internets money I have a sweet diamond plated jersey. I grew up in a house that had two toilets for every person, and four of the bathrooms had separate bidets. That's probably why it took me so long to reach my potential, my asshole had been spoiled by being able to drop deuces into water from an early age.

    I love you.

    You = Me
    @RatherBeBrewing i feel like I know you. Do you look like mark degraff or some shit? Blonde one hit wonder with blue eyes. Dreamy as fuck.

    You dropped a pile of blow on a table the size of a bag of sand one time after we just spent a week together in the toughest eastside jail... probably not but I want to believe that’s you.
    Probably not me. Not sure who Mark Degraff is, but I've been told I look like a young Kirsten Dunst. Then again, I still run into people from the previous decade who recognize me, recount a story that probably happened, but I don't recall them.

    I will say this about crack - it is the most underrated drug there is. Other than heroin, which is just maintenance, it was the substance of choice. All those scare tactics about crackheads, gang wars, and crack babies gave it a bad name. Ruined the name of a fine recreational drug.

    My whole point of bringing this up is that while Sonics has obvious insider info his life story doesn't compute. Even if you were getting weed for free you wouldn't make shit selling dimes and dubs, at least not investing type money. And wanting to launder money at that point? There are dudes who sell a couple of grand of heroin everyday and they've never needed to launder money beyond needing a prepaid card. I would have believed Sonics more if he said he got the money by running around really fast and collecting gold rings.
    This dude - wrong name.




    So I can second the dime bag to millionaire bs. Use to constantly help break down pounds of air sealed weed.

    First time I really figured I was in deeper that originally thought was when I was asked by my supplier to ride. Numerous duffle bags were loaded and when I got in I was handed a 9mm and told the safety was off.

    This dude pushed major weight and was a thousandaire.

    When I left WA I owed him a good amount of money. He told me to get my shit together. The dudes I owed a couple hundred bucks to where the ones sending me death threats

    CSB, I know.
    I came here for JTT choosing tOSU over Washington, and I have a feeling I’m going to leave here with him choosing Oklahoma over Oregon and me and @dirtysouwfdawg re-discovering long lost drug pals.

    Because Sugar Ray kind of looks like me, DSD can PM me for pics to solve this mystery. It might be me. I also look like a douchebag, and I used to make it snow in the Tacoma area a decade ago or so.
    PM’s really heating up. Blow, hookers, and dick pics.

    Sadly, it wasn’t a long lost connection.
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744
    I can’t handle the ups and downs. Gonna go take up pickleball.