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Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
oregonblitzkrieg said:Pattaya is full of hookers, ladyboys, massage parlors and Russians. There is a hooker standing about every 10 feet on the main drag.
Pattaya is full of hookers, ladyboys, massage parlors and Russians. There is a hooker standing about every 10 feet on the main drag.
pawz said: Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly. Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
oregonblitzkrieg said:pawz said: Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly. Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
oregonblitzkrieg said:pawz said: Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly. Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
AZDuck said: oregonblitzkrieg said:pawz said: Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly. Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?
pawz said: oregonblitzkrieg said:pawz said: Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly. Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya? No.THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILANDHOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed
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And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
No.
THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND
HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.
HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.
HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.
HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.
HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.
ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed