OT: What is the most scenic beach you've ever strolled along for perspective?
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Story time with uncle Duck?RaceBannon said:Tell us more about Pattaya
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I frequently hunt for quilcene oysters at gasworks park.
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Pump and dump poast of the weekMuttzen said:I frequently hunt for quilcene oysters at gasworks park.
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For some reason my mom loved La Push and would go there every September. Sometimes we'd tag along. The Swayes openly hated the customers and charged resort prices for cabins that should have been torn down decades ago.UWhuskytskeet said:
My wife got into it with the front office one time and that was the last time we went. #BuffaloSoldiers -
I'm not much for sitting on a beach sipping cocktails in a lounge chair while I take faggoty photos of my feet. I'm more of a start a big fire and dig razor clams and catch surf perch on the beach guy.
So I'm ok with the shitty ass Washington beaches. Next month I'll be fishing the Humptulips river for salmon and then hitting the beach to dig razor clams on the way home. It makes for a great fucking feast when watching football at home like poor people like me do.
Not as cool as tranny hookers and foreign cops I know, but still. -
Iron Springs is an awesome Washington beach. Did a lot of clamming there as a yutedflea said:I'm not much for sitting on a beach sipping cocktails in a lounge chair while I take faggoty photos of my feet. I'm more of a start a big fire and dig razor clams and catch surf perch on the beach guy.
So I'm ok with the shitty ass Washington beaches. Next month I'll be fishing the Humptulips river for salmon and then hitting the beach to dig razor clams on the way home. It makes for a great fucking feast when watching football at home like poor people like me do.
Not as cool as tranny hookers and foreign cops I know, but still. -
TTJ said:
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Chilling in tbr water at seacrets in ocean City is a good time
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Beautiful Beaches of the Great Salt Lake. Love the background hum of 18 wheelers along I-80
Peaceful
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Gotta love the spell of brine shrimp in the morning.89ute said:Beautiful Beaches of the Great Salt Lake. Love the background hum of 18 wheelers along I-80
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Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
Closer, imo.oregonblitzkrieg said:Pattaya is full of hookers, ladyboys, massage parlors and Russians. There is a hooker standing about every 10 feet on the main drag.
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Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
No.
THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND
HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.
HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.
HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.
HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.
HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.
ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed -
Hurtful.AZDuck said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
@Captain_Insano you're take?
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this thread is definitely Splooge approved. RIP.
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Sex tourism superiority guy.pawz said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
No.
THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND
HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.
HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.
HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.
HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.
HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.
ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed -
This thread delivered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU-_Sn2cDwI
