OT: What is the most scenic beach you've ever strolled along for perspective?
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Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
Closer, imo.oregonblitzkrieg said:Pattaya is full of hookers, ladyboys, massage parlors and Russians. There is a hooker standing about every 10 feet on the main drag.
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Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
No.
THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND
HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.
HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.
HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.
HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.
HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.
ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed -
Hurtful.AZDuck said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok an unvaccinated ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps. -
@Captain_Insano you're take?
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this thread is definitely Splooge approved. RIP.
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Sex tourism superiority guy.pawz said:oregonblitzkrieg said:
Did you bangkok a ladyboy when you were in Pattaya?pawz said:
Fuck that. Pattaya beach might be one of the most disgusting beaches I've seen. I wouldn't set foot in that water for anything.Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.

And the picture on top isn't Pattaya.
o/u is 5 H's for avoiding ladybois too. Hope this helps.
No.
THE (o/u) FIVE H's TO AVOID LADYBOIS IN THAILAND
HOT - They are too hot. They look like they are going clubbing in Vegas. Trying too hard.
HEIGHT - I don't know why, but all the biggest dudes in Thailand become ladybois. If she looks like she could be a linebacker, watch out.
HANDS - To couple with height, if her hands are bigger than yours, watch out. Her cock is bigger than yours too.
HIPS - Women have hips. Dudes do not. If she hot, but her body looks like a tube, watch out.
HOARSE VOICE- This is the final straw, the one thing they can't hide. Even when they try to talk in a higher voice, they can't.
ps. the adam's apple indicator is overrated. if you rely on that, you might end up with an extra anaconda in the bed -
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