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OT: What is the most scenic beach you've ever strolled along for perspective?
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If you like cougars Hilton Head ain't bad
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Re: Koh Tao.
Daaamn. Did not know that, and had no bad experiences of any sort while I was on the island. Thailand is a weird place. Oh, and don't insult the King.
most Bitchfork poast evarPitchfork51 said:If you like cougars Hilton Head ain't bad
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AZDuck said:
disafuckingreeednc said:The West Coast kicks the East Coast's ass in almost every conceivable way. Beaches are an exception though. West Coach beaches are by and large shit, and all of you who picked them are
fagspoorpoor fags.
Caribbean Beaches >Gulf US Beaches > Atlantic US Beaches > Pacific US Beaches
Texas Gulf Coast, brown murky as fuck water, surf very rare
Louisiana's one beach, gators will eat you
Mississippi, meh with a side of meh, still no surf
Alabama - Dauphin Island's okay, but full of redneck fascists. No surf
Pensacola to Appalachicola - very nice beaches for swimming and such. Lousy surf. Baja Alabama doe. Full of redneck fascists.
Mid-west coast Florida. Decent. Still no surf. Crowded.
SW Florida - Awesome but no surf. We'll see how much erosion they got from Irma
FL Keys = pretty great but pocket-sized beaches. No surf really, except a few isolated places. Great snorkeling and diving. Irma'd.
Miami-Fort Lauderdale = decent beaches, decent surf, murky green water usually. Crowded as fuck. Will give you chlamydia. @Pitchfork51 does work here
Fort Pierce - eh. Nice enough, but no surf most of the time. No snorkeling either.
Melbourne - good surf, but sharky
Daytona - if this is your idea of a good beach enjoy your date night at Applebee's Ditto for Myrtle Beach, but add lifted trucks and Ruby Tuesday.
I could keep working up the Atlantic but why bother. The East coast is low, sandy, and defined by barrier islands and sandbars except for the Florida Keys, which is why they actually have good snorkeling/diving. Also too, the Dry Tortugas. There are also some fantastic coral reefs about 120 miles off the coast of Texas which are far enough out to not be affected by river silt like the Texas coast is. Only problem is that they are a deep dive, so limited time and longer recovery between dives.
Caribbean is awesome but full of douchebags and the ex-slaves who populate the islands rightfully hate you.
California has lots of great beaches and good water clarity and good surf. Crowded more and more, true. Oregon has fantastic beaches but cold water. Washington beaches suck donkey penis. The only good thing about the Washington coast is oysters. Hawaii is world-class and most of the douchebags stay on Maui.
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Lol i've stayed at the resort thereAIRWOLF said:Been to lots of great beaches, but my favorite is Punta Mita, on the Pacific side.
Picture doesn't do it justice:
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Lol you gotta hit up the dogAZDuck said:Re: Koh Tao.
Daaamn. Did not know that, and had no bad experiences of any sort while I was on the island. Thailand is a weird place. Oh, and don't insult the King.
most Bitchfork poast evarPitchfork51 said:If you like cougars Hilton Head ain't bad
Last time I was there I saw Auburn run back that td off the fg to beat Alabama -
Evergreen State College has a nude beach that Griffin middle school pervs could spy on from across the inlet on Sunrise Beach Drive.
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How long do ya think it took him to discover the taped sausage running down her leg?Swaye said:Spooge PMed me to add Pattaya Beach. You can get top shelf ladyboys within a 5 minute walk. Allegedly.
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Damn you and your 24 hours. I'll be there for real in a month.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Donkey Beach
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Disagree. My condo is on Kauai.AZDuck said:
disafuckingreeednc said:The West Coast kicks the East Coast's ass in almost every conceivable way. Beaches are an exception though. West Coach beaches are by and large shit, and all of you who picked them are
fagspoorpoor fags.
Caribbean Beaches >Gulf US Beaches > Atlantic US Beaches > Pacific US Beaches
Texas Gulf Coast, brown murky as fuck water, surf very rare
Louisiana's one beach, gators will eat you
Mississippi, meh with a side of meh, still no surf
Alabama - Dauphin Island's okay, but full of redneck fascists. No surf
Pensacola to Appalachicola - very nice beaches for swimming and such. Lousy surf. Baja Alabama doe. Full of redneck fascists.
Mid-west coast Florida. Decent. Still no surf. Crowded.
SW Florida - Awesome but no surf. We'll see how much erosion they got from Irma
FL Keys = pretty great but pocket-sized beaches. No surf really, except a few isolated places. Great snorkeling and diving. Irma'd.
Miami-Fort Lauderdale = decent beaches, decent surf, murky green water usually. Crowded as fuck. Will give you chlamydia. @Pitchfork51 does work here
Fort Pierce - eh. Nice enough, but no surf most of the time. No snorkeling either.
Melbourne - good surf, but sharky
Daytona - if this is your idea of a good beach enjoy your date night at Applebee's Ditto for Myrtle Beach, but add lifted trucks and Ruby Tuesday.
I could keep working up the Atlantic but why bother. The East coast is low, sandy, and defined by barrier islands and sandbars except for the Florida Keys, which is why they actually have good snorkeling/diving. Also too, the Dry Tortugas. There are also some fantastic coral reefs about 120 miles off the coast of Texas which are far enough out to not be affected by river silt like the Texas coast is. Only problem is that they are a deep dive, so limited time and longer recovery between dives.
Caribbean is awesome but full of douchebags and the ex-slaves who populate the islands rightfully hate you.
California has lots of great beaches and good water clarity and good surf. Crowded more and more, true. Oregon has fantastic beaches but cold water. Washington beaches suck donkey penis. The only good thing about the Washington coast is oysters. Hawaii is world-class and most of the douchebags stay on Maui.
