I just had fall sex and it lasted 3 1/2 minutes

Swaye

PurpleBaze

Technically, it's not Fall yet. HTH

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Technically, it's not Fall yet. HTH

Really? It's feels cooler today.

Gladstone

You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Gladstone said:

You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.

He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.

Swaye

Gladstone said:

You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.

I'm no longer fun at parties.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.

He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.

I'd be happy if I could just watch it. She makes me do a workout to it. In speedos. Sometimes she hits me.

tenndawg

Swaye said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Gladstone said:

You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.

He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.

I'd be happy if I could just watch it. She makes me do a workout to it. In speedos. Sometimes she hits me.

WTF man, that's your writing, not hers

The sound of one seal clapping must be fagtastic..

Mad_Son

He meant fall sex practice... cut him some slack... this is really close for an illiterate injun

Pitchfork51

I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar

CuntWaffle

3 and a half minutes is pretty good.

doogie

Still pre-season, right

Pitchfork51

doogie said:

Still pre-season, right

Off season worst season

I think we've all finally gone off the deep end

Fire_Marshall_Bill

3.5 isn't premature

45 seconds is...that's what I used to do with this fat bitch I was trying to get rid of on purpose

CuntWaffle

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

3.5 isn't premature

45 seconds is...that's what I used to do with this fat bitch I was trying to get rid of on purpose

Pretty much. 5 minutes and I feel pretty good about myself. Whiskey dick definately extends that by quite a bit. Except you will run into the reverse problem where she gets pissed you haven't shot out the soldiers yet.

Pitchfork51

I don't get whisky dick but I can't finish.

So 3.5 mins of thunder may be preferable to just hammering away and then slowly giving up.

dnc

Best 3 1/2 minutes of my day!

Pitchfork51

What exactly is fall sex?

It's fucking August.

The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July.

CuntWaffle

Pitchfork51 said:

What exactly is fall sex?

It's fucking August.

The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July.

Pics?

Pitchfork51

CuntWaffle said:

Pitchfork51 said:

What exactly is fall sex?

It's fucking August.

The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July.

Pics?

Of my bleeding back?

Pretty sure I actually posted that here a year or so ago.

The girl was disgusting.

HUSKYFANATIC

I last 81 seconds