I just had fall sex and it lasted 3 1/2 minutes

rustysavage

I lasted 7-8 minutes once... Then I woke up

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar

What was his name?

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar

What was his name?

Hardy har har

FireCohen

idk @Swaye , that is how long my glory hole excursions usually last.

Fenderbender123

I do things the opposite way. I like to tuck a softy in there and keep promising her for 30 minutes that it's gonna get hard. Then when she starts getting impatient, I pull out and tell her it's her fault for rushing me and ruining the mood.