I guess this is the write bored
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.
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2004 by the way.
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Is this a woosh attempt?
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The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.
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No shame in loosing to a Tuff Fresno State squad coached by Tuff Pat Hill. No shame either in loosing to a tough Nevada squad coached by Chris Tormey.
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The donate to the children guy at whole foods from South parkHuskyJW said:
The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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I got a new gym membership last week too. Nicer equipment for less than half the price of my current gym. Also 14 miles away, but so is my kids' school, so I'll be slumming over there on a regular basis. My paperwork chick was a fit and cute 55 (she made sure to tell me her age twice, hoping I'd compliment her (I didn't)) who knew some people that I've dealt with in the local online indoor rowing community. Small town, I suppose you kind of expect that. There's really no poont to my story, but at least my poontless story was shorter than Races's poontless story.
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Sad all around
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I fucked up my elbow deadlifting and got a steroid pack and soma script...
The steroid pack healed it in a day or 2, so I just took the soma and played guitar - then had them call in another steroid pack and soma script, but only got the soma
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Actual picture of Race & lady friend at the gym:
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2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.
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I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.
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How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?TierbsHsotBoobs said:I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.
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I was just searching my memory banks thinking "We never lost to Fresno.... Oh wait.... Oh fuck.. That's right... Gilby pissed that one away..."RaceBannon said:2004 by the way.
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Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)Fenderbender123 said:2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.
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Unhinged and Senile in Cali.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?TierbsHsotBoobs said:I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.
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Including the one you were involved in?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
5PurpleBaze said:
How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?TierbsHsotBoobs said:I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.
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Evolution of Husky FB from the 90's up through 2013: 50 yd no gain passes to midgets > 50 yd no gain passes toDerekJohnson said:
Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)Fenderbender123 said:2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.
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Moar embarrassing: sensing the crowd wanting to rush the field after beating Fresno State on a last minute Caesar Rayford blocked extra point.
It took all of our offensive scheming ability to let Stanback run wild against their Pat Hill TUFF but slow MLB
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Why do you hate Oil change guy?HuskyJW said:
The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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Pat Hill would crawl through broken glass from Fresno for the UW jerb.
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Is there a clothing optional steam room? Asking for myself.
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FREE PUBsalemcoog said:
Why do you hate Oil change guy?HuskyJW said:
The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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One of the best posts I have ever read here. Not sure if that says your post is awesome or this place sucks ass.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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Or?Swaye said:
One of the best posts I have ever read here. Not sure if that says your post is awesome or this place sucks ass.RaceBannon said:I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know
He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!
He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.
Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.
I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.
After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.
So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.
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Did you crush your first WOD?
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I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.
This gym does have a special weight area where "you can slam them down like your in the Olympics"
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I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.
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I'm taking that as a complimentBearsWiin said:RaceBannon said:I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.
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I meant it as oneRaceBannon said:
I'm taking that as a complimentBearsWiin said:RaceBannon said:I don't know what a WOD is but I've been a gym member for quite some time now.
Obviously your not a crossfitter
