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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,228 Founders Club

    2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.

    [imreallyimpressedwithttheirstars.gif/geocities/index.html]

    Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,382

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    Unhinged and Senile in Cali.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.

    How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?
    5
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,584 Founders Club

    I walked 2 minutes from the porking lot to the office today.

    How many rapes were going on in the parking lot?
    5
    Including the one you were involved in?
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,382

    2004 Fresno State was the last game I attended. I think it was the opening game that year. I remember the offense consisted of quick throws to the sidelines that were immediately tackled for no gain, and not much else. What a waste of Paus's 5 star talent.

    [imreallyimpressedwithttheirstars.gif/geocities/index.html]

    Were there 50 yard sideways passes to the fullback? (Because nobody ever covers the fullback)
    Evolution of Husky FB from the 90's up through 2013: 50 yd no gain passes to midgets > 50 yd no gain passes to
    Fullbacks

    2017 Motto: Return of Center
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,789 Founders Club
    Moar embarrassing: sensing the crowd wanting to rush the field after beating Fresno State on a last minute Caesar Rayford blocked extra point.

    It took all of our offensive scheming ability to let Stanback run wild against their Pat Hill TUFF but slow MLB
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    HuskyJW said:

    I got a gym membership last week after moving and the well spoken lad who did the paperwork was making the usual sales small talk and found out I was originally from Worshington. He was really a natural at it. Could have used more study of the materials but you know

    He said his dad was an alum of the UW. 81% of you fucks would have asked him if he played football there. Not being racist I didn't say anything. Then he says his dad got his masters there as well in some academis pursuit that meant he probably didn't play football. Phew!

    He asks me about the HAWKS and I said I am a DAWG fan like your dad probably is. Oh he sure is.

    Then the kid says he played football at Fresno State (he is selling gym memberships not that there is anything wrong with that) and he played against my DAWGS.

    I go that had to have been this century since your a youngster. He confirms. I said we really sucked this century but we are BACK now baby. I assumed that no matter how bad we sucked we still beat FRESNO STATE.

    After I left I got to thinking that we probably did not beat them and he was talking smack without blowing the sale and I MISSED it.

    So I just googled it now to make this post and we got our ass beat and get this - we play FRESNO STATE this year!!! I had no fucking idea. That's how far I have fallen.

    Pumpy goes from memory and all you fags run to google.

    The only thing worse than gym membership upsell guy is GAP insurance guy.

    Why do you hate Oil change guy?