I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
Are you my dad
"You're an idiot! Learn how to change your own oil! Save 50 bucks!"
***Goes to computer repair store and pays 75 for them to "clean out his computer" whatever the fuck that means.
I might be old enough but I can clean out my computer too. It's just a personal thing. I don't trust most oil change places. Lot's of crooks and untrained morons.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
Are you my dad
"You're an idiot! Learn how to change your own oil! Save 50 bucks!"
***Goes to computer repair store and pays 75 for them to "clean out his computer" whatever the fuck that means.
I might be old enough but I can clean out my computer too. It's just a personal thing. I don't trust most oil change places. Lot's of crooks and untrained morons.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
My favorite is when I call and schedule an appointment in advance, show up on time, leave my car there for an hour while I walk to a restaurant to have breakfast, and then come back to see that they haven't even touched my car yet.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
I'd let you work on my car.
Funny I did have an oil change done on the wife's car at a Mobil 1 place. She was driving on the freeway and the skid plate dropped onto the pavement. Two front bolts fell out. They didn't tighten them. That was the first outside service in 25 years and they fucked it up!
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
I'd let you work on my car.
Thanks buddy. Your car will never work right again, but I'll buy you a beer afterwards.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
I'd let you work on my car.
Thanks buddy. Your car will never work right again, but I'll buy you a beer afterwards.
My favorite is when I call and schedule an appointment in advance, show up on time, leave my car there for an hour while I walk to a restaurant to have breakfast, and then come back to see that they haven't even touched my car yet.
You're supposed to go get drinks and then come back and ask them if it's cool if you can just leave it overnight and pick it up in the morning.
But what do I know. I just got back and my power was shut off and it's 95 degrees in my place.
An email or phone call wouldve been nice. Gotta get that sweet 30 dollar service charge I guess. Fuckers.
I do all my own work. I refuse to let idiots touch my stuff. Only time they get me is when it's something with the computers that I can't do.
You're a fucking donkey.
You're just angry I won't let you work on my car. I certainly wouldn't go to the Jiffy lube you work at. Does the ankle GPS monitor get caught on stuff much?
Whoa. I was employee of the month. Twice. Until they took that one away when I guided a car straight into the pit. But I still have the other one. HOF shit.
Back in high school I had a job washing cars and mopping floors at a local BMW/MBZ/Volvo service shop. On the weekends I would go there for 4-5 hours by myself, remove all the cars from the building (or raise them if they were on lifts), and give the place a thorough mopping. One Monday I went in after school to check in, and my boss sternly asked me if I had anything to tell him. I said no, and he told me that I had bent a MBZ 450SEL grill by raising a car on a Benwil lift that the mechanic had unhinged the hood and had placed it vertically. I guess when I lifted the car, the vertical hood had hit the ceiling rafters and bent the grill slightly so that when the mechanic tried to close the hood, the grill hit wrong (easy fix, just bending the grill back into place). I protested that if I had known that I had done it, I certainly would have told my boss about it, but I had turned off the lift right as it impacted so I didn't realize it had hit anything. Boss decided to belive me, gave me a short lecture on paying attention when handling other people's expensive cars, we have a reputation to uphold yada yada. As one would expect, the mechanics gave me shit about it.
For exactly one week. For the following week, a senior mechanic working in the same stall, with the same Benwil lift, unhinged a MBZ hood and put it vertical, then lifted the car up. Hood crashed into the rafter beam, driving the corners of the hood down into the body and puncturing the fenders on both sides. Major body/paint work required. Never heard about my little grill incident again.
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One F&M washable filter. It amounts to like $50 a year and you never have to worry. You will find Jimmy Hoffa before your engine ever leaks.
Is it from Sweden?
Funny I did have an oil change done on the wife's car at a Mobil 1 place. She was driving on the freeway and the skid plate dropped onto the pavement. Two front bolts fell out. They didn't tighten them. That was the first outside service in 25 years and they fucked it up!
I just bang it on the ground a few times and get the crud out. If its really bad take a vacuum hose to it.
But what do I know. I just got back and my power was shut off and it's 95 degrees in my place.
An email or phone call wouldve been nice. Gotta get that sweet 30 dollar service charge I guess. Fuckers.
For exactly one week. For the following week, a senior mechanic working in the same stall, with the same Benwil lift, unhinged a MBZ hood and put it vertical, then lifted the car up. Hood crashed into the rafter beam, driving the corners of the hood down into the body and puncturing the fenders on both sides. Major body/paint work required. Never heard about my little grill incident again.