HCH in real life...

PurpleBaze

Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze said:

Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML

It's not really a real life story unless you say or do something retarded that was a stimulus response result of your endless hours on Hardcore Husky.

Good effort. Good job.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleBaze said:

Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML

It's not really a real life story unless you say or do something retarded that was a stimulus response result of your endless hours on Hardcore Husky.

Good effort. Good job.

I suck at these boreds.

BearsWiin

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

oregonblitzkrieg

PurpleBaze said:

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleBaze said:

Going through airport security on Thursday, TSA dude says, "Thank you for your service."

I immediately thought of this shit pit. FML

It's not really a real life story unless you say or do something retarded that was a stimulus response result of your endless hours on Hardcore Husky.

Good effort. Good job.

I suck at these boreds.

Quietcowskee

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

tenndawg

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

A simple "Why don't you Eurofags go suck each other off in the janitor's closet ?" would have sufficed...

BearsWiin

Quietcowskee said:

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did

oregonblitzkrieg

BearsWiin said:

Quietcowskee said:

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did

Your wife is Nancy Pelosi.

allpurpleallgold

BearsWiin said:

Quietcowskee said:

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did

You know why.

BearsWiin

allpurpleallgold said:

BearsWiin said:

Quietcowskee said:

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

A lie, too; I didn't pay to see the show, my wife did

You know why.

Yes, I know why. They're online, if you know where to look.

Figured it was going to be a problematic evening when the asshats behind me sat down before the show; pretty clear they'd been drinking, and every third word out of their mouths was some derivative/variant of "fuck." They seemed absolutely oblivious to my kids sitting in front of them. It's not like my kids have never heard me swear, and my youngest turns the air blue when he plays COD with his friends, but these pricks didn't know that. Newsflash, morans, it's the Orpheum, not Autzen. Behave accordingly. The couple in front of me also turned around a few times in the first act to see who was making so much noise behind them, and afterward my wife said she shot them a few glares too, and she was sitting three seats to my right.

Also dropped by the Lucasfilm complex in the Presidio on Friday. Nice place.

Meek

Was out with my wife and 6 year old kid last night and we had to wait while some asshat spent 15 minutes holding us up so he could park backwards into his spot.

I said loudly "Die in a fire!"

Did not go over well with my wife.

tenndawg

Meek said:

Was out with my wife and 6 year old kid last night and we had to wait while some asshat spent 15 minutes holding us up so he could park backwards into his spot.

I said loudly "Die in a fire!"

Did not go over well with my wife.

No, she wanted you to tell him to shove an HIV encrusted conical cheese grater into his discipline hole - and frankly, your wife was right

CaptainPJ

Quietcowskee said:

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Gay.

$75K

You knew here?

creepycoug

Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

FWIW, she wasn't amused.

DeepSeaZ

creepycoug said:

Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

FWIW, she wasn't amused.

But she wanted it, right?

Swaye

creepycoug said:

Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

FWIW, she wasn't amused.

Pics?

tenndawg

Swaye said:

creepycoug said:

Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

FWIW, she wasn't amused.

Pics?

As you wish

Show her this shiny new grater -
but use a rusted antique with rancid moldy cheese

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dflea

creepycoug said:

Does axing my wife if she's interested in getting it in the discipline hole count?

Curiously, she seemed to know what I axing.

FWIW, she wasn't amused.

I got a different reactipn.

BrickSquad

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

pics of lady friend?

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

Went to see Hamilton in SF Thursday evening, then took the kids to the Presidio and Exploratorium Friday. There was an exhibit at the Exploratorium that I found fascinating, and when I showed it to my wife she said it looked like a belly dancer, and I blurted out "BRB, JO."

Hamilton was a pretty good play, two thumbs up. Only problem was the two guys behind me who insisted on talking during the play, and if you've seen it, you know that the lyrics and dialogue come fast and furious and you can't be distracted in any way or else you won't catch what they're saying. Finally reached my breaking poont early in the second act, turned around and hissed "Jesus Christ, you're not in your fucking living room. I paid to listen to them, not to you." Guy behind me says something like "hey man, chill out," their lady friends seemed embarrassed by the whole event, but at least they shut the fuck up the rest of the show. The fuck is it with some people.

Thanks for making America great again.