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SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?
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  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Never trust a dude who is super into cats
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    Isn't Tempe about 90 percent Messican?
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Gladstone said:

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    The trouble with Mordor is that it's full of Orcs!
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Swaye said:

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    I guess I'd rather have feral cats everywhere than rabid dogs. Both suck.
    I thought it was kinda cool. Added to the strange, creepy atmosphere of the place.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,015 Founders Club

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    Same fucking problem when I went to Home Depot last weekend
    ISAFNRC
  • uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
    Cats like getting stoned and listening to Bob Marley
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    @FreePurpleJDawg grow some balls and poast something you stupid cunt.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    Swaye said:

    For anyone who has been to Jamaica, what the fuck is up with all the goddamn cats? Fucking things are everywhere. I'm at a nice ass resort and all the staff just walks right by droves of these fucking things. Is it illegal to carpet bomb cats?

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    We're the messicans feral?
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye said:

    Sounds edgy, like my hotel in Sighisoara (Vlad the Impaler, aka the real Dracula's hometown) Romania. Instead of cats there were wild dogs everywhere, even inside the hotel hallways. I was also attacked at the cemetery on the top of the hill at night by the graveyard keeper's German Shepard. Having had my fill of wild dog assaults abroad, I pulled out a knife and lunged at it, not intending to kill it but just to scare it away. It worked and the dog fled.

    Well this is definitely the weirdest story.

    My worst resort story was the amount of Mexicans around when I went to Cabo last year.
    We're the messicans feral?
    Is there another kind ?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,511 Founders Club
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