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If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy

89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam
edited June 2017 in Tug Tavern
and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    My single male progeny does not have any of those names.

    Though I don't hate Tyson.

    The rest can diaff.
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  • 89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam
    dnc said:

    89ute said:



    Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

    Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.

    I'm going with Brodee Trell Porter.
    Not on list, but I'm going with Williamsburg.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381


    Xzzander
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    AZDuck said:



    XXXander

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,664 Standard Supporter
    Fuck baseball players.

    You want to name your kid after basketball players. Much higher IQs and smaller egos (and for the black ones, much bigger dicks).

    https://si.com/extra-mustard/2017/02/28/stockton-malone-shorts-utah-high-school-basketball-player
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  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    I kinda like Porter and Trell.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,019 Founders Club
    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,019 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    It's still a deranged cult.

















    shit.unleashed.belongs
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    You being a lot of knowledge to the table
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    You being a lot of knowledge to the table
    *bring



    *nowledge
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    You being a lot of knowledge to the table
    *bring



    *nowledge
    whooooooosh

    (see the poast I was responding too* for details)
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    You being a lot of knowledge to the table
    *bring



    *nowledge
    whooooooosh

    (see the poast I was responding too* for details)
    Fuck. I didn't read that far into his poast.
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  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,849
    89ute said:

    and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

    Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

    If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

    These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

    http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

    I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

    Fagged for inferring that the Dad has any say in the matter.
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,487 Standard Supporter
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

    @89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

    Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

    Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!

    You obviously haven't spent much time amongst 89Utes peoples.
    If by his people U mean Utahns then correct. If you mean moremans, disagree.
    I'd say the Mormon diaspora is quite different culturally than the in-state (Utah) varietal. In other words, bring Mormon in Provo is quite different than being a Mormon in, say, Bellevue.
    You being a lot of knowledge to the table
    *bring



    *nowledge
    image
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