If any of you motherfuckers managed to properly land a load somewhere other than in or on your buddy

89ute

and you found yourself in a position to give a name to a male offspring, you better not have used one of the following names.

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

If you did, light your fucking self and your fucked up kid on fire.

These names come from this year's Utah's High School Baseball All-Staters

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765694518/High-school-baseball-A-closer-look-at-this-years-5A-4A-3A-and-2A-All-Staters.html

I can take fucked up liquor laws but I can't tolerate what my fellow Utahns do to their kids.

dnc

My single male progeny does not have any of those names.

Though I don't hate Tyson.

The rest can diaff.

dnc

89ute said:

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.

I'm going with Brodee Trell Porter.

89ute

dnc said:

89ute said:

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.

I'm going with Brodee Trell Porter.

Not on list, but I'm going with Williamsburg.

TierbsHsotBoobs

dnc said:

89ute said:

Jantsen, Jayden, Jaden, Jaxson, Jagun, Jamison, Kason, Kade, Brodee, Briggs, Caden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Dayton, Payton, Payden, Cooper, Porter, Tel, Kael, Haze, Trell or Tyson.

Here's a fun game, pick @backthepack's real name from this list.

I'm going with Brodee Trell Porter.

I'm going with FRANNY

AZDuck

Xzzander

dnc

AZDuck said:

XXXander

PurpleThrobber

Fuck baseball players.

You want to name your kid after basketball players. Much higher IQs and smaller egos (and for the black ones, much bigger dicks).

https://si.com/extra-mustard/2017/02/28/stockton-malone-shorts-utah-high-school-basketball-player

allpurpleallgold

I kinda like Porter and Trell.

YellowSnow

Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

dnc

YellowSnow said:

Most popular baby boy name in US in 1999 was Jacob but that doesn't seem right to me for Back the Pac.

@89ute you know my Utah bonafides are strong, but oh my heck they exercise some poor taste down there.

Can we get a trigger warning before this kind of language?

Brodee Trell Porter reads these boreds!