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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,266
    United be struggling
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    United just needs more time
  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Fuck United, but also fuck all the other American air lines.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I'm surprised United doesn't just crash all their planes into building. Terrorist sharia law enforcing fucks.

    This is America, not Iranistan. We don't tell our women how to dress, and if we do, it's to be more slutty and not more modest.
  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Looks like United needs to stop sniffing glue.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025
    United was well within their rights as an employer to tell leggings girls to STFU and change their clothes.

    Dragging off the passenger who was involuntarily volunteered to LEAVE! because they overbooked the flight. That was fucked up.

  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756

    United was well within their rights as an employer to tell leggings girls to STFU and change their clothes.

    Dragging off the passenger who was involuntarily volunteered to LEAVE! because they overbooked the flight. That was fucked up.

    Yeah they are fucked. CEO should sell his coach now
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,376


    guy was a ticking timebomb, only a matter of time before he started popping pills and trying to fuck everyone on that plane.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680



    guy was a ticking timebomb, only a matter of time before he started popping pills and trying to fuck everyone on that plane.
    So his handle here is @Ice_Holmvik?
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,427 Founders Club
    Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.



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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    pawz said:

    Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.



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    Except their all strip... er uh Models that don't even work for the Airline.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,427 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    pawz said:

    Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.



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    Except their all strip... er uh Models that don't even work for the Airline.
    When was the last time you flew AirAsia?







    That's what I thought.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.

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    Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon Stone

    Perhaps his best one liner
  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,297
    Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.

    I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,025

    BearsWiin said:

    Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.

    image

    Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon Stone

    Perhaps his best one liner
    Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?

    Remember absolutely nothing about that movie otherwise.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072



    guy was a ticking timebomb, only a matter of time before he started popping pills and trying to fuck everyone on that plane.
    Nice of the United Airlines Journal to write a fact challenged puff piece attacking the doctors character while defending the airline. If only video didn't exist
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    BearsWiin said:

    Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.

    image

    Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon Stone

    Perhaps his best one liner
    Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?

    Remember absolutely nothing about that movie otherwise.
    This is the only thing people usually remember


    https://youtu.be/Z5TqD5xf0ic


  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,756
    doogie said:

    priapism said:

    Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.

    I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.

    $400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.

    Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists
    I'm surprised they didn't sell CEO's couch already in all honesty. He screwed the pooch by not admitting fault. That fucked United even more. That raises potential money loss big time. Like the defense lawyer on CNN said, add a dollar for every person who saw the video, get ready to pay. Call it Dao airlines.... Then you pay the people immediately around the incident...
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    BearsWiin said:

    Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.

    image

    Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon Stone

    Perhaps his best one liner
    Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?

    Remember absolutely nothing about that movie otherwise.
    This is the only thing people usually remember


    https://youtu.be/Z5TqD5xf0ic


    SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTAH!!!
  • Intersectional_Dawg
    Intersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    I've always wanted to own an airline, maybe they can rough me up next.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,593 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    priapism said:

    Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.

    I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.

    $400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.

    Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists
    They will be bailed out if it comes to that. Corporate welfare