Any Kim-loving gay men here?
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BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
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Some won't read the @Baseman disclaimer. They just won't.bananasnblondes said: -
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
The consistency of this bored over time is remarkable.TurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
I believe Shakespeare coined the term "ring-sting."bananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said: -
Who is Kim? Does he post here? DM me if want to keep it on the down low.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Whoever that is could you please seduce and buttfuck him till he bleeds profusely?
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Damn I actually learned something today. Always wondered what pups name came from
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Is there a more humorless cunt in the entire universe than this guy? Serious question.bananasnblondes said:
Maybe, MAYBE there is...Chris Fetters
These dipshits are wrong so fucking often, you would think they wouldn't still be this salty.
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Some say tainted by feces; other might say festooned by fecesbananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said: -
Just you wait until the Cowboy Pup reading of this comes out. It is hilarious and horrific at the same timeTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Modern linguists call this particular subset of English Maltbian.bananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
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I enjoy pups random capitalization
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In the middle of the store?DerekJohnson said:
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said:
Please to be douching the sand out of your ginage Stalin.
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
I know, I know…
“Don't gum up the boards and I'm trying to calm this place down and get us back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. I'm asking you to help me out.” -
Fuck offBennyBeaver said:
In the middle of the store?DerekJohnson said:
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said:
Please to be douching the sand out of your ginage Stalin.
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
I know, I know…
“Don't gum up the boards and I'm trying to calm this place down and get us back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. I'm asking you to help me out.” -
Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the futon this morningBennyBeaver said:
In the middle of the store?DerekJohnson said:
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said:
Please to be douching the sand out of your ginage Stalin.
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
I know, I know…
“Don't gum up the boards and I'm trying to calm this place down and get us back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. I'm asking you to help me out.” -
Hi Race. 😘RaceBannon said:
Fuck offBennyBeaver said:
In the middle of the store?DerekJohnson said:
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said:
Please to be douching the sand out of your ginage Stalin.
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
I know, I know…
“Don't gum up the boards and I'm trying to calm this place down and get us back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. I'm asking you to help me out.” -
DerekJohnson said:
Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of theBennyBeaver said:
In the middle of the store?DerekJohnson said:
I would only agree with Kim if said poster bumped the posts @BennyBeaver style, where there was a wall of bumped posts on Kim's screen. Otherwise, calling it a sad fiefdom is spot on.WoolleyDoog said:
Imagine letting this bother you? What a sad fiefdom.bananasnblondes said:
Please to be douching the sand out of your ginage Stalin.
@DerrickJohnsonsCraw
@DerekIsKim
@DerekReallyIsKim
I know, I know…
“Don't gum up the boards and I'm trying to calm this place down and get us back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. I'm asking you to help me out.”futonhyperbaric chamber this morning -
So is that just some text to speech thing you put it into or is that an actual person you know who reads those things?DerekJohnson said:
Just you wait until the Cowboy Pup reading of this comes out. It is hilarious and horrific at the same timeTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Why is Roaddawg standing in the oceanDerekJohnson said:
Roaddawg?Mad_Son said: -
His is a littoral people.Lawrence_of_a_Labia said:
Why is Roaddawg standing in the oceanDerekJohnson said:
Roaddawg?Mad_Son said: -
Rule 7: No calls for sodomizing the moderators.
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There's a program for $100 a month that has amazingly realistic text-to-speech voices.bananasnblondes said:
So is that just some text to speech thing you put it into or is that an actual person you know who reads those things?DerekJohnson said:
Just you wait until the Cowboy Pup reading of this comes out. It is hilarious and horrific at the same timeTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
I’m pretty sure an object is festooned with rather festooned by.DerekJohnson said:
Some say tainted by feces; other might say festooned by fecesbananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Fecal Encrusted Schlong Superiority Guy heard fromCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I’m pretty sure an object is festooned with rather festooned by.DerekJohnson said:
Some say tainted by feces; other might say festooned by fecesbananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.