Any Kim-loving gay men here?
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Every bored has oneDerekJohnson said:
Fecal Encrusted Schlong Superiority Guy heard fromCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I’m pretty sure an object is festooned with rather festooned by.DerekJohnson said:
Some say tainted by feces; other might say festooned by fecesbananasnblondes said:
The beauty of Pumpeii's prose is in the small variations. We'd seen him use "poopsicle" several times in reference to a phallus tainted by feces up to this point. Here, he draws on the inspiration from the likes of Joyce and Shakespeare to create his own vocabulary, which we now all accept as modern EnglishTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Do you pay $100 a month just to feed Pup quotes into it?DerekJohnson said:
There's a program for $100 a month that has amazingly realistic text-to-speech voices.bananasnblondes said:
So is that just some text to speech thing you put it into or is that an actual person you know who reads those things?DerekJohnson said:
Just you wait until the Cowboy Pup reading of this comes out. It is hilarious and horrific at the same timeTurdBomber said:
I can't not laugh at cocksicle. Gets me every tim.bananasnblondes said:
BumpPurpleBaze said:This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
oh dearpuppylove_sugarsteel said:Whoever that is could you please seduce and buttfuck him till he bleeds profusely?
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*Fuck oh dear...GrundleStiltzkin said:
oh dearpuppylove_sugarsteel said:Whoever that is could you please seduce and buttfuck him till he bleeds profusely?
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The fact this ridiculous thread has approaching 5,000 views is a testament to the retardation of our posters and lurking public.
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Whatever brings the clicks...DerekJohnson said:The fact this ridiculous thread has approaching 5,000 views is a testament to the retardation of our posters and lurking public.
Pup was right - he brought the clicks and continues to do so post mortem. -
PurpleBaze said:
Whatever brings the clicks...DerekJohnson said:The fact this ridiculous thread has approaching 5,000 views is a testament to the retardation of our posters and lurking public.
Pup was right - he brought the clicks and continues to do so post mortem.
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sup?doogie said:Dennis Rodman posts here?