Whats your crowning athletic achievement?
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Oh like you haven't ruined plenty of threadsHuskyJW said:
This guy just fucking ruined the whole thread.89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
When did you play there? I had a cup of coffee with them during the '89 season.79smoothdawg said:One evening, I drank 5 40's of fine malt liquor my freshman year in college. WWU football suvivor. Fuck that place.
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I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
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Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?azumah said:I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
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Fenderbender123 said:
Golfed a 169 last month.
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So it's not really you.89ute said:
These are images already out on the world wide web, not private.BennyBeaver said:89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
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You're such a fucking fag it's insane.Sledog said:World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
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BATTLEFIELD COMMISSION!!!!!1
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Hearing about the Spooge thing really rattled me so it's probably a good idea to leave some doubt.BennyBeaver said:
So it's not really you.89ute said:
These are images already out on the world wide web, not private.BennyBeaver said:89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?89ute said:Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it. -
The former.DerekJohnson said:
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?azumah said:I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
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Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!Sledog said:World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
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@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??Sledog said:
Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!Sledog said:World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
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Oh fuck.azumah said:
The former.DerekJohnson said:
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?azumah said:I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
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There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.backthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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This is the gayest thread of all time....
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oh come on nowbackthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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Standing 8 count? Nice work.azumah said:
The former.DerekJohnson said:
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?azumah said:I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
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18 is the legal age in Utah?89ute said:
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.backthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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backthepack said:
18 is the legal number of wives in Utah?89ute said:
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.backthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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I guess you've never visited TSIO Teen Boi Spunkfest Bored...JBrowningsFleshlight said:This is the gayest thread of all time....
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My personal creed is to keep my acts at a misdemeanor or less.backthepack said:
18 is the legal age in Utah?89ute said:
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.backthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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I'm tanned, rested, and ready89ute said:
My personal creed is to keep my acts at a misdemeanor or less.backthepack said:
18 is the legal age in Utah?89ute said:
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.backthepack said:@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
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dnc said:
I about to take bet. My pong game velly tight.RoadDawg55 said:i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
Den I rememba: You Asian. -
DDY whats all this to do with winning a world championship in shooting?Dennis_DeYoung said:
But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??Sledog said:
Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!Sledog said:World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
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Only if Venoy Overton provided that pussy.ThomasFremont said:HS football team stealing from the UW locker room, getting caught, getting on TV, getting suspended, getting pussy.
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Now he's right. Sledog just took it over the top.JBrowningsFleshlight said:This is the gayest thread of all time....
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I dunno. Tell us about your faggy achievement so we can all see how special you are snowflake!Sledog said:
DDY whats all this to do with winning a world championship in shooting?Dennis_DeYoung said:
But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??Sledog said:
Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!Sledog said:World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
